Gnomes are real. The book of Gnomeliness says so. If you don't believe, they will steal your knick-knacks when you're not looking. Don't say I didn't warn you.
2006-07-28 18:29:42 · 5 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Patriarch" - This question was given to me by the Lord Gnomygnomerson on the Mountaintop (TM). Of course I am being prompted. You're not a rocket scientist are you? Duh!!
2006-07-29 01:56:07 · update #1
we ready to receive your holy teachings your gnomeiness!
2006-07-28 18:34:22 · answer #1 · answered by Jason H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought gnomes stole underpants
2006-07-29 01:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by Cartman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such a totally, stupid question. Did you conceive this question or did someone prompt you?
2006-07-29 02:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by Patriarch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe in gnomes.
i try to kill them on a daily basis when i play wow.
2006-07-29 01:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by Rev OldNick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Faith is believing something you know ain’t true."~Mark Twain.
2006-07-29 01:32:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋