if so email me
2006-07-28 18:16:09 · 4 answers · asked by Toby rocks 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if i email u... r u gonne send me some jokes? umm.. or do i have to email u & send u a few jokes?
2006-07-28 18:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yiu can have this one, too.
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following
him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept
staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she
turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered,
"That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave
the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the
checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called
out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old lady waved and smiled back at
him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he!
went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the
clerk. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.." The clerk
replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too."
Do not trust all little Old Ladies
2006-07-29 02:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of jokes do you like???
2006-07-29 01:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by cgmc227 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-07-29 01:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋