2006-07-28 18:06:26 · 23 answers · asked by Apostate Rebel 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow, another really good question. Jesus had an a s s to ride upon. Back in those days, PETA did not exist or they would have gotten on his case.
2006-07-28 18:08:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love all the humor which your question has stimulated. The only transportation which really counted was God's power bringing Jesus home after the Crucifixion.
2006-07-29 01:13:52 · answer #2 · answered by Julie S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back in Jesus' day the air was still pure and snog was unheard of,the ozone layer was still intact all because oil had not yet been discovered and cars emissions were not fouling the air. Jesus came to save the world,not to destroy it.
2006-07-29 01:16:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because cars can explode.
What might have happened:
Once opon a time Jesus was on his way to someplace, little did he know the roads ahead were quite bumping the car flipped over kaboom.
2006-07-29 01:12:03 · answer #4 · answered by coolchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Jesus had WISDOM most people don't have. Wisdom to know that there is no gas station at the time, no mechanic, no tools, no highways, no garage, no detailing shop, no car stereos, no radio station, no traffic rules, no traffic signs.
Is this a human asking questions?
2006-07-29 01:15:21 · answer #5 · answered by kat-dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It probably would have freaked everyone out.....I remember hearing something about the first car or train that was made. It only went like 2 or 10 miles an hour. The people would get sick cause it went too fast......
2006-07-29 01:11:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is truly human as much as truly God. Back then, cars were unthought of. And he wanted to bring followers and do His Father's will. Making futuristic technology almost two thousand years ahead of its time would scare people away.
2006-07-29 01:15:50 · answer #7 · answered by legendarytale890 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A stunt like that would have gotten him tagged as an evil sorceror and for good reason. Self-indulgent, showing off. Beware of all gurus sporting gold Rolls-Royces.
2006-07-29 01:16:24 · answer #8 · answered by Slake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that would have been a REAL miracle!
ROTFLMAO
A Hum-Vee would have been better for driving on those Roman roads.
But Jesus could have turned water into gasoline! LOL
Snog??? ROTFLMAO AGAIN!
2006-07-29 01:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm jesus christ,that is my name
when i snap my fingers,water turn champagne
am the king of da jews,you gonna lose
with a little help from my daddy he'll
bring you right up outta da blues
when in da hills,i bought me a gold rope
that red motherfacker,sold me shatty dope
i walked forty miles from bethleham
nuttin in my gunny-sack but two cans o spam
i'm jesus christ and i ain't lost it
so fill up your bathtub and moon-walk across it
2006-07-29 01:24:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋