A guy is sitting in a bar, just staring at his drink. A half-hour later, he's still there, staring at his drink, and hasn't drunk a drop.
Suddenly a bully steps up to the bar, takes the guy's drink, and drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying.
"Oh, come on, man!" the bully says. "I was just joking! Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't stand to see a man cry."
"This day is the worst of my life," the man says, mopping at his tears with his sleeve. "First, I got fired for oversleeping and getting to work late. Then, as I'm leaving the building, I find out my car was stolen. I get in a cab to return home and I forget my wallet and credit cards in the cab. Then, I go inside and find my wife in bed with my best friend. So I end up at this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!"
2006-07-28 18:00:38 · 5 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the best one... thanks ... rateless&priceless..lolz cheers!!
2006-07-28 18:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lets here it for the little guy hurray!
2006-07-28 18:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-07-28 18:03:15 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ask me♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL.
2006-07-29 15:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha...... ha
2006-07-28 18:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by pupsaruff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋