2006-07-28 17:58:25 · 14 answers · asked by Apostate Rebel 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OH wow, too funny. Really though, not ALL pastors are total dummies. I'm sure there are a few borderline idiots among them as well. God is the Most Holy on High Ventriloquist , though, so that's the real reason.
2006-07-28 18:03:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wanted to be a pastor and to be honest, I would have been great. But it's the dummies who select which people can and cannot become ministers, so don't insult God.
Insult the people who make them pastors.
2006-07-29 01:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by A Tsa Di 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He uses the simple things of the world to confues the worldly wiseman.. God is so wise that you don't even get it.. When it is all said and done, you will have your eyes opened..
Rev 20:11 And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.
Rev 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
Rev 20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
Rev 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Rev 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
2006-07-29 01:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some pastors aren't very smart
thats because they weren't really called by God to be a pastor
but their are many who could beat you in an intellectual competition anyday....
2006-07-29 01:03:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pastors are educated, sympathetic people. Many are also trained in psychology. What credentials do you have to make this judgment and slander men and women who are trying to improve the human condition?
2006-07-29 01:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God would not use these people to spread the good news that Jesus talked about, they do not agree with each other, but Satan would use them, to keep honest hearted people from finding the Truth.
2006-07-29 01:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by BJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because compared to God we are ALL dummies...
2006-07-29 01:03:41 · answer #7 · answered by captbandage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He saved a DUMMY like me who rejected Him for so long. Be wiser than I and repent and trust Christ today.
2006-07-29 01:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by I_Need_Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you know a pastor who is a mannequin? Talk about a miracle!!
2006-07-29 01:08:39 · answer #9 · answered by BrotherMichael 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want to be a pastor you insult the people you dont know? why?
2006-07-29 01:00:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋