A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my li
2006-07-28 17:57:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my li(fe)"
Neither has the lion!
2006-07-29 00:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The circus owner!
2006-07-28 18:02:34 · answer #2 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the ring master
2006-07-28 18:01:51 · answer #3 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH OH OH HAHAHAHAHA Woo(( a display ))!!!HAHAHahaha.. Honey I don't get it ???
2006-07-28 18:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by Hea Dude ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but it's which one is more dumb
2006-07-28 18:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by Hollyhocks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dummer?
2006-07-28 18:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by jackie_in_wv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm its ok....
2006-07-28 18:01:02 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ask me♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And.................
2006-07-28 18:02:17 · answer #8 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋