I've said some really crazy and funny things about God and Jesus. I've been a very bad boy and I need to be reported.
Please report me and let's see what happens.
Just so you know, I would prefer leprosy to being turned into a pillar of salt. But I would also take my chances on surviving a lightning bolt. So either way, just let the Big Guy know to bring it on! I'll take what he can dish out.
2006-07-28 17:53:28 · 23 answers · asked by idspudnik 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I really don't think it is a good idea to:
1 test the LORD and
2 make fun of Him
That is just not a good idea. Some people do not see that until they are in hell. I hope you don't end up there. Oh and another thing He can see you so we don't need to "report" you.
2006-07-28 18:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by Coby J 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. God is not he "Big Guy"
He is GOD the Most High.
2. Nobody can report you, since He already knows what you have done. He knows everything that we do and say.
3. be careful what you ask for , you just might get it.
4. GOD does not take blasphemy very lightly this is very serious and not something to joke around with.
2006-07-29 01:01:01 · answer #2 · answered by Messiah crazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just remember that the guy bragged about the Titanic being unsinkable and look at what happened. Do not tempt the Lord your God.
2006-07-29 01:00:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Ra, some jerk on Y!A has been saying meany stuff about you instead of kissing your a s s. Please smite him in the manner you best see fit. What's that you say? You're tired and don't feel like smiting just now?
...you lucked out today my friend, but you best not test Ra again, or he'll be reeeeeally mad next time and give you a double smiting!
2006-07-29 01:05:59 · answer #4 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May God reveal himself one day , after the evil spirits come out of u first
2006-07-29 01:00:58 · answer #5 · answered by VooDooQueenWitch Docter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well we don't have to cuz He can see everything....
and He won't do anyhting to you on earth but when you die He will send you to hell if you don't repent and that would be a lot worse then anything He can do on earth
2006-07-29 01:01:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your not going to be laughing or saying blasphemous things when you are being judged. I feel sorry for you. You'll see.
2006-07-29 22:40:56 · answer #7 · answered by texjade23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry God doesn't recognize 'sin'. Only Christians do.
2006-07-29 00:59:17 · answer #8 · answered by ruletheworld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your being sarcastic, which i think you are. Then stop, just know that one day you will on your knees bowing to God!
2006-07-29 00:57:04 · answer #9 · answered by manda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good for you! God appreciates a sense of humour, He has one, and its very warped. Just look at the way we copulate
2006-07-29 01:00:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋