An old man from Arizona dies and goes to hell....?

Question

An old man named Otis from Arizona dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil (always wanting to make an impression) stops by and asks him, "Hot enough for ya?"

Otis says, "Well, I think the summer of '75 was hotter than this."

The devil, not one to be outdone, goes into the next room to turn up the thermostat. He comes back and says, "How about now? Hot enough for ya?"

Otis says, "Nope, the summer of 68..." he trails off as the devil leaves again.

The devil comes back and says, "Now? How about now?"

Otis shakes his head, and says, "Summer of '62."

"Now?"

"'57."

"Now?"

"53"

"Now?"

"51, now THAT was a hot one!"

By this time the devil's got it so hot, that HE is sweating, and the thermostat is maxed out." So, he turns it all the way down. Immediately, frost starts to form on the walls and ceiling. He goes back to Otis with a big smile on his face, and says, "How do you like it now?"

Otis says, "You mean the Vikings won the Superbowl?"

Answer 1

Another one for mankind!:-

A golfer was having a tough day and in his frustration he blurted out, "I would give anything for a birdie on this hole."

A nearby stranger walked out of the woods beside the hole and whispered, "If you give up one quarter of your sex life, I guarantee you will make this shot."The golfer said "OK." He made the shot for birdie.

A few holes later, he was having trouble on another hole. "Please, let me make this for eagle" he said.

Again, the stranger stepped up to him and said, "If you give up another quarter of your sex life, you will make eagle."

"You're on," the golfer said, and made the shot for eagle.

On the eighteenth hole, the golfer needed an eagle to win. The stranger again stepped up and said "If you give up the last half of your sex life, you will make eagle to win."

"OK," the golfer said, and made his shot for eagle, winning the round.

As he was walking back to the clubhouse, the stranger walked up beside him and said, "I think I should inform you that I am the Devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."

The golfer turned to him, smiled, and said, "Nice to meet you, my name is Father O'Malley!"

Answer 2

lol awesome joke, lol does this mean i get a car now? because i was told by my father that i get a car when Hell freezes over hehe, lol check ya later ♥

Answer 3

i guess alot of things will be happening now that hell has frozen over=D

Answer 4

Very funny, but what's the question?

Answer 5

nice

Answer 6

aaahhhh ha ha ha good one

Answer 7

ah!! hahahahahahaha

Answer 8

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Answer 9

lol