Willys cynical thought for the day;
Everybody going through hell should just keep freaking going!
It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?"
So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer."
"Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"
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2006-07-28 17:35:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 7/25/06 The A B Cs of Profanity!
2006-07-28 17:35:34 · update #1
!!hi!! lolmao!
2006-07-28 17:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'll give you a ten it took a bit to get it.
2006-07-29 07:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-29 00:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a minute
2006-07-29 00:44:51 · answer #4 · answered by Sandra K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!!
2006-07-29 00:44:30 · answer #5 · answered by lonely_girl3_98 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?
2006-07-29 00:40:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.... :))
2006-07-29 01:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by jackie_in_wv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋