Aging Aunt Mildred, a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
2006-07-28 17:09:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cant stop myself from laughing, hahahahahahaha!!!!
2006-07-29 19:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that was a good 1
2006-07-29 00:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe the left breast is a part of the knee? ok i dont know
2006-07-29 00:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by j k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was awesome! lol *sigh* i'm looking forward to growing old lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-29 00:37:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooookay were her boobs that saggy cuz lmao that waz funni but nasti at the same time
2006-07-29 13:12:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is bloody hilarious. LOVE IT
2006-07-29 00:20:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crap. lol!!! i chocked on my drink when i read this. I need to remember that one ha ha
2006-07-29 00:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh law, that is fun-knee , oh mercy me, hardy har har har
2006-07-29 00:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by not at home 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-07-29 21:10:59 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋