Everyone should be able to figure this one out. What is it?
This item is in the range of 6-8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.
It is usually found hung, dangling ready but loosley for instant action. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again, many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements.
When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, white sticky substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready yet for another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.
What is it?
A toothbrush.
What were you thinking, pervert!?
2006-07-28 17:06:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey, I new it was a tooth brush, I'm only a pervert on thursdays!
2006-07-28 17:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by want2flybye 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Darn it riddle wait until eventually I squeeze the come out of you pancakes like bubbles of pee which will make you cry once you comb your hair you stupid icicle and that i will shove it up the polar bears white you recognize what. No no longer something up there it really is for optimistic.
2016-11-26 21:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually this riddle doesn't work for me because I don't hang my toothbrush. I put it in the mug where I use to rinse my mouth with water.
2006-07-28 17:19:46 · answer #3 · answered by zombiepirate_13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good trick, im sure in the time of today, 99.9% of americans would have guessed the opposite thing, no one in the world would have thought of a ....toothbrush..funny!
2006-07-30 21:58:21 · answer #4 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how would u know if im a pervert or not....if you didn't spare me a chance to give an answer? ...lol jk... nice riddle :)
2006-07-28 17:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You brush your teeth with dick. You know you do.
2006-07-28 17:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by sad_dole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've read that before somewhere.....guess it was a mail
2006-07-28 17:26:08 · answer #7 · answered by crazykatie! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i already asked this lol but thanks check ya later ♥ and i wanted to answer it why would you do that to me? lol ♥
2006-07-28 17:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my
2006-07-28 17:27:37 · answer #9 · answered by not at home 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Thanks!
2006-07-28 17:10:27 · answer #10 · answered by Skippy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋