There was a girl whose mother just died and she was at her funeral. At the funeral she met this guy that she really liked. After he left she realized she didn't have no way to get back in touch with him and she really liked him.So she went to her sisters house and she killed her sister. Why did she kill her sister???????
2006-07-28 17:04:49 · 9 answers · asked by cheeks3192 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep, her Mom died, and, being a friend of the family, I came to the funeral. We talked, and, while she was nice, she seemed a little bit too... out there, for my tastes. She'd asked for my phone number, and I made a lame excuse and got the heck out of there. Imagine my surprise when, the next day, I heard her sister had had an accident while taking a bath. It seems the hairdryer slipped into the tub, electrocuting her.
I went to the funeral, and met up with her again. She wasn't very distraught, considering her sister had had such an untimely death. But, she was more persistent this time, and I ended up giving in and giving her my phone number. We dated, from time to time, more her twisting my arm behind my back, than really dating her willingly. She'd suddenly show up from out of nowhere, and stay within arms reach of me all day long, chasing away any other prospects at romance.
My friends didn't want anything to do with me after a while, as it meant she'd be there, so I had less and less contact with the outside world as the weeks went by. For the last three weeks, I've been locked in her basement, existing on bread and water, and getting dressed up in a ridiculous-looking tuxedo for her "marriage rehearsals" against my will. She's at the store right now, and I used the bobby pin I keep in my mouth to unlock the door and use the computer, to try to get help.
HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP! HEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!
Oh, ****! She's home!
*sigh*
I attract ALL the psychos.
2006-07-28 17:35:25 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If she kills her sisters, the guy might show up at their funerals
2006-07-28 18:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by sing4love44 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the sister was already dating her cousin.
who picks up on guys at a funeral any way?
2006-08-01 05:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by Surf n' Snow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She wanted to see the guy at the sisters funeral...and may I say she must be PRETTY DESPERATE to kill her SISTER just to see some loser dude who is probably a bum who moches of of family funerals.....and for that matter hes probably a family member...gross.
2006-07-28 17:26:34 · answer #4 · answered by cherrylimanade 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she wanted to see him again knowing that he might show up at her sister's funeral â¥
2006-07-29 03:15:17 · answer #5 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hoping to see the guy in her sister's funeral????
Is that?
2006-07-28 17:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by micchi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
she wanted to see him again knowing that he might show up at her sister's funeral check ya later â¥
2006-07-28 17:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe that guy was dating her sis and she wanted her way to get cleared so she killed her sis
2006-07-28 17:42:01 · answer #8 · answered by pooja 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the guy was her sister's boyfriend?
2006-07-28 17:08:41 · answer #9 · answered by ףαdy Đuchess× 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋