You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your right side is a dropoff and a valley.
On your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
2006-07-28 16:44:46 · 11 answers · asked by DannyK 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Peach nailed it.
"Git yer drunk a$$ off the merry-go-round!"
2006-07-28 16:51:42 · update #1
Get off the merry go round.
Peach
2006-07-28 16:47:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i agree with peach.. get off the merry go round.. or if it is not that then keep driving at the same speed as u are until they move
2006-07-28 16:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by MelbMummi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is older than old but you get off the merry go round check ya later ♥
2006-07-28 16:51:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i develop into very inebriated, in the lower back of an SUV with a set of friends. the motive force rolled down the lower back window, and that i have been given the incredible theory that it ought to be tremendous to sit down on the tailgate and characteristic the breeze blow by my hair, fairly than sit down on a spare tire with my stinky friends. So I wriggled out, and went to relax my palms on the roof of the SUV, at the same time as the motive force sped up. I pitched backwards, and ought to have smashed on the roadway like a rotten pumpkin had my stinky friends no longer grabbed my ankles. I dangled, putting out the lower back of the SUV for countless blocks previously my friends managed to communicate to the motive force what develop into occurring. in the period in-between i develop into guffawing, putting the incorrect way up and waving on the folk at the back of us. Had my friends no longer been speedy adequate to snatch my ankles, i ought to really be lifeless now. thinking how inebriated we were, that develop into notably a lot a staggering save. yet considering that i'm an atheist, who precisely develop into accountable for that miracle? It develop into the tremendous God Hoo, who protects drunks, each and every in certain situations regardless of themselves. he's not any longer continually efficient, and he many times calls for a sacrifice of inexpensive pizza and warm dogs - delivered to a highway or lavatory bowl quickly after the miracle. And that develop into after I grew to develop right into a religious Hooligan.
2016-11-26 21:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Chuck Norris to kick all their butts then drive safely to my destination.
2006-07-28 16:47:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn off your Xbox and get some sleep
2006-07-28 16:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up and quit having a nightmare!
2006-07-28 16:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by Gremlin789 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep driving... in the same direction
2006-07-28 16:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by Brak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
duck? lmao!
2006-07-28 16:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont Drink and Drive anymore Please
2006-07-28 16:49:56 · answer #10 · answered by aprilmccauley123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋