The Bible predicted my coming!
2006-07-28 15:55:55 · 40 answers · asked by idspudnik 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
jesus is a myth...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_myth
believe in something real...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_humanism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution
2006-07-28 15:57:54 · answer #1 · answered by oro_veritis 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
4 1 thing, JESUS wouldn't be on yahoo answers you idiot. second of all, you should read the bible more often. Go to the book of revelations and it will tell you about the end of the world you moron. And what you did was seriously not funny. God doesn't like it when oy kid around like that. Next time think before you act because it could cost you.
2006-07-28 16:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by da boss magic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even if You WERE Jesus Christ, which I know you are NOT, your timing is off. Christ has been ruling in Heaven since 1914. Also, I refuse to worship Jesus Christ, as he doesn't even want to be worshipped when he knows it is his FATHER that is the one deserving of worship and praise. Jesus is the 2nd in power, AFTER his father , Jehovah God . Jesus himself knows he is in subjection to God, so we should be as well. Jehovah God is the Sovereign power in the universe and the all powerful creator of ALL things. HE is the ONLY one deserving of worship and subjection. So, no, I am not gonna worship you, you big bologna head. LOL
2006-07-28 16:00:43 · answer #3 · answered by heatherlovespansies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you raise the dead, walk on water and heal the sick
mirculously provide enough food to feed 5000 people with a few loaves. Preach love and kindness not death.
We already have prophets of dome preaching death.
Who do you think this is Islamic country?
2006-07-28 15:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your weird. 1 the antichrist will not announce his coming on the internet. 2 the war isn't over yet. read a bible
2006-07-28 15:58:16 · answer #5 · answered by sexygothbaby1983 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt Jesus would get online and order everyone to worship him. Somehow it doesn't seem his style, and I'm not even Christian! So forgive me if I don't fall to me knees, o predicted one.
2006-07-28 15:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL- wow I had no idea the second coming would be via the internet! let alone via Yahoo Answers.
I'll ride till I die, and I'll do or die only for love!
2006-07-28 15:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by bye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Jesus! Want some pizza?
2006-07-28 15:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather die. I've got enough gods and goddesses vying for my time as it is. I'm not really into Middle Eastern theologies so you're out of luck.
2006-07-28 15:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is prophet .. he teach people to worship GOD he never begged anyone to worship
2006-07-28 16:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by Azul 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like somebody needs some .50 caliber aspirin.
Seriously, I don't believe you, nor wish to subscribe to your newsletter. I would suggest some psychiatric help.
2006-07-28 15:57:58 · answer #11 · answered by Lucifer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋