I keep hearing voices and I think I have demons inside me that make me write bad questions on Yahoo Answers. Can I get one of those preists who do the excorcism thing? Please help!
2006-07-28 15:49:05 · 9 answers · asked by idspudnik 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ha ha ..drink some holy water, lol. Then u can piss them out ;P
2006-07-28 15:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For all of you people who is making fun of this person shame on you all..And if you are hearing voices sleep with a bible under your pillow or just lay it beside you on the bed it will be the best night sleep you will ever have but belive in the words in that book....... As far as a preist just say in the name of Jesus i rebuke you satan....... God can move any demon faster than any man God Bless
2006-07-29 00:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by tr2thhrt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the store and get a bunch of exlax. Demons hate that stuff. Take it all at once. It will help if you get really drunk too. Then go to your girlfriends house and hang with her dad. That ought to do it. I think I read about this in popular science. No, it was on the discovery channel. That's right. Hey if it's on the discovery channel it must be true.
2006-07-28 23:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by unicorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pts
2006-07-28 22:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jolly1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't need a priest - you need a good, swift kick in the pants, mister!
2006-07-28 22:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by George B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life.
2006-07-28 22:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God can't help you son....but I have good news: A Mental Institution can.
2006-07-28 23:39:51 · answer #7 · answered by Creative Name 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your probably skitzo, a cocktail of the right medicines should do just fine, if not a cocktail of medicines....oh yea i said that.....oh well , just get high, they will either go away or kill you
2006-07-28 22:53:24 · answer #8 · answered by Autumn C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put down the crack or meth pipe immediately...
check yourself into rehab...RUN, don't walk....
2006-07-28 22:51:38 · answer #9 · answered by KT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋