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My daughter, Katana, is hilarious on a daily basis. Trying to put her into words is hard! She's 2 years old. One of the funniest things she has done so far is saying "I can't like it" when she doesn't want/like something. She also says "little" before everything these days. She's thinks everyone & everything is "a little hungry" & she wants to go "a little outside". It's a riot listening to her learn to talk. :)

2006-07-28 16:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by Mommy Kai 2 · 3 1

I have a funny/disgusting one that happened today. My son has had very runny poop for the past week (hes 3) so today, he said he had to go potty, and that he wanted "fivesee"(privacy) so I shut the bathroom door and let him alone for a little while. I finally decided enough was enough. He kept saying he was still pooping when I asked if he was alright. I opened the bathroom door and backed away in horror. The little monster had found an old q-tip that had missed the trashcan and his fingers and used that to write all over the room with his poop. I spent the rest of the afternoon, cleaning and disinfecting for my life. I will never forget the stench...you mothers know exactly what I mean.

2006-07-28 23:15:12 · answer #2 · answered by neabean18 3 · 0 0

This is a story my mom told me, and was about me. One evening she had company over and she said I was being a brat! (I was 6 at the time) anyways right in the middle of there dinner that I refused to eat, I came out sliding all across the kitchen floor with super maxi pads tapped to my feet lmao!

2006-07-29 00:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by lost_carolina 3 · 0 0

my funniest story is about the time we was bringing our younest child home from the hospital and the oldest child asked if we where taking him back in a day or two cuase we did not bring home clothes for the baby, and than he told he's grandpa that we were taking back the baby cause he don't have any clothes and he is not using mine...

2006-07-28 23:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by waterstradts2006 2 · 0 0

Probably I could tell a million stories but the one that always sticks with me is when we thought our kids were asleep and we were goin' at it. My son was probably about 4. He came in and started scolding us.....he said "No fighting in the bed!"

2006-07-28 22:53:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Girls were playing like they were fishing.
Had a stick with a string attached.
Oldest said "Mommy look, I caught a fish!"
There was the little one, holding on to the end of the string with a big ol grin.
I ask what kind of fish was it?
Without any hesitation, the oldest said:
"A Moron"

oh me, i crack up everytime...............those grins....rotflol now even.....

2006-07-29 00:35:41 · answer #6 · answered by not at home 6 · 0 0

He would chase after the characters on the screen when someone was playing play station.

It should be noted, he is a cat.

2006-07-28 22:53:06 · answer #7 · answered by Lady 3 · 0 0

my brother was playing at a park and fell in some water he thought he was drowning my mom rushed to pick him up he was 5yrd old and the water was only 2 inches deep.

2006-07-28 22:53:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

when my son was 2 he was eatting corn for supper ( cant remember what he had with it) a couple days later we noticed yellow in his ear and i thought it was ear wax - well we couldnt get it out and everytime we tried he screamed so we took him to the doc who referred us to another doc and he ended up having to be put to sleep and go in to a surgery room to get it taken out it was funny yet it was sad at the same time

2006-07-28 22:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by spoyledmama 2 · 0 0

My son learned how to swing on his JohnnyJumpUp by curling up his legs and swinging...

2006-07-29 04:01:07 · answer #10 · answered by jan 3 · 0 0

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