I was at the walmart picking up some chicken broth to add to my specialty chicken skin battered gravy recipee. I was in the aisle getting the food and as I walked away my dress got cought on a piece of metal on the shelf and I walked so fast then my dress was completely torn off.
As I moved away more I drop and broke a bottle of olive oil and it broke leaked everywhere on the floor and I ended up while half naked slipping on it and I pummled in to the fruit section where I tried to hold on to the fruit stand but instead it toppled over and one of the cucumbers landed in the olive oil and I fell on top if it and it ended up going in my butt almost entirely. I pulled it out and poop came out with it. So Im on the floor half naked with oilive oil and random poop on my body and everyone at the wamart laughed and called me names and pointed. 1 guy started hocking and spitting on me. The manager was among them too. I have never been so imbarassed. 1 lady even took pictures. :(
2006-07-28 15:44:10 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
THIS REALLY HAPPENED. THATS WHATS SO SAD
2006-07-28 15:48:46 · update #1
Well if that don't beat all....aint them folks got eny manners?
you poor gurl, there ya was laid there like a possom with a sweet tater up it's butt and not a soul ta help ya.
All I's can say is "What goes around comes around"...there will be a day a comin' when they'll be needin some help and there won't be nary a soul ta help em.
2006-07-28 18:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by Moma 7 · 12⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but thats a little unbelieveable..
Im sure it could happen, but still.
You could sue walmart for not having their shelves filed down apropriately.
It wouldnt be a big lawsuit, but you'd get a big settlement out of it..
However, you said teh olive oil broke and you slipped around on it, I know the layouts of walmarts are all the same. Produce is no where near the spices and oils, so you would have to travel a great distance to get there, and the oil isn't that slick.
Also... the cucumber wouldn't land straight up, nor would it land horizontally either, it would bounce, so the mathematic chances of you landing on it when it was "greased" and standing upright are very unlikely.
With belief that you were wearing underwear, your panties would have stopped the cucumber entirely.
2006-07-28 16:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by Patient Paws 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not true because you didnt say the olive oil broke in the produce section. you said you were pummled over there. (so it broke on the isle) then how did the cucumber land in the oil unless it was launched from the produce section? Whie it hit the floor it would not land upright, it would land flat , so how the hell did it get crammed up your butt? Your not creative in a good way, maby you should be more constructive.
2006-07-28 16:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by lookinfomoney 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find this very unlikely. Most ppl will try to help someone in distress. It's pretty unlikely that a cucumber lying on the floor, even if it was covered in olive oil, would go up your butt when you fall on it, even if you have no panties on. I would doubt that someone would spit on you with 50 people watching. It would be very unlikely that the store manager would just stand there. So, I don't believe you, but the story is imaginative.
2006-07-28 16:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by Cymalon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 16:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH no I would say you had a very bad day at Wal-mart .as for the folks there they should have helped you if i were there thats exactley what i would have done. One thing for sure i would have helped ya up. sorry they all laughed at you. really I never read whether you had a cart or basket but if ya had put the olive oil in cart things would have been a little different. as for Wal-mart a lawsuit in in order. Find you a good lawyer. good luck!
2006-07-28 16:03:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that happen you ran into very ignorant dumb rude people. Just don't go to that Walmart for a while. This happened infront strangers don't worry. It is not like you will see them again or every day. If they ask something mock on the incident before they do. Use your humor and forget about it. At least you have something exciting to tell unlike other people! =)
2006-07-28 16:55:31 · answer #7 · answered by C6 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was that really the most embarrassed you've been? I seem to remember a couple equally troubling moments meatsickles.
I really think you are making these things happen to yourself and blaming them on other people.
You need to look inside yourself and ask "What am I doing that triggers such drama?" You will be very pleased with what you find.
2006-07-28 17:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by Andy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you had (forgive the pun ) a sh!tty day. The spitting and pic was unforgivable, but it was horrible and funny at the same time. See the humor in it and move on. Ignore the @ssholes
2006-07-28 15:48:53 · answer #9 · answered by Theresa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u purchase the cucumber? did the woman take pictures of the poopy cucumber? if so i would like a copy!!!! u should point a flare gun at the store manager and told him his guts would light up like the 4th of july and tell him he had 2 sec to lick the cucumber clean or the store would not need lighting he would be bright enough!!!
2006-07-28 16:31:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋