2006-07-28 15:40:03 · 22 answers · asked by Kicker2420's man 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
leave a trail of nachos to the door...when he walks out close the door....
2006-07-28 15:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get one of those little bibles, and sign the part in the back that says you let jesus into your heart. Then you can cut him up, eat his flesh drink his blood, and there won't be anything left but his bones in the basement. When winter comes around, you can burn those up in the fireplace. Until then, you can boil the flavor out to make stews, and then they won't smell so bad.
2006-07-28 22:55:39 · answer #2 · answered by ye_river_xiv 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i know that you are trying to be funny...ha..ha..ha..ha..
Ok the reality is that is not jesus haunting your basement but demons. When you feel God presence in your house
their is a sweet presence and aroma that you can describe. So if you are wanting God to stop, i think you should check who is really haunting your crib..ok ..
peace out
2006-07-28 22:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your statement sounds tongue-in-cheek...
However if there is a spirit who calls itself jesus who is haunting your basement -- then commit your life to the Jesus Christ of the Bible, and pray that he will get rid of the spirit. He has the power to banish spirits etc...
Cordially,
John
2006-07-28 22:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him that if he doesnt go away, youll send him back to mexico.
But seriously, he doesnt do that stuff. Like come back on a grilled cheese.
Just so you know, the bible says "to whom much is given much is required". In context, That means that even if you have never heard anything that would make you believe, God will take that into account and not send you to hell.
He's not a barbarian. He really cares about us. all of us. were all little assholes, and he forgives us for that.
2006-07-28 22:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by Doggzilla 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey buddy, Jesus doesn't haunt anything except consciences. Trust in Him and ask him to be your saviour, and he will stop
2006-07-28 22:51:13 · answer #6 · answered by benninb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your not even man enough to put a way to contact you. You only spread hate and evil from what you have posted on here. You are a coward to the upmost degree. I hope your mother can't see the hate and evil you send out.
2006-07-30 16:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by Rick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Pontius Pilate.
2006-07-28 22:43:12 · answer #8 · answered by shesahorrorfilm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I talked to Jesus and He said He has better things to do.
2006-07-28 22:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by Lana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheist/Exorcist.
2006-07-28 22:42:00 · answer #10 · answered by wrathpuppet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite some Jehovah's Witnesses over - it worked for me
2006-07-28 22:44:26 · answer #11 · answered by jonnygaijin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋