who watches hong kong movies with english subtitles?

Question

1. i am damn unsatisfied to be killed this way
2. fatty, you with your think face have hurt my instep
3. gun wounds again?
4. same old rules: no eyes, no groin
5. a normal person wouldnt steal pituitaries
6. damn, i'll burn you into BBQ chicken
7. take my advice, or i'll spank you without pants
8. who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. quiet you i'll blow your throat up
10. you always use violence, i shouldnt have ordered the glutinous rice chicken
11. i'll fire aimlessly if you dont come out
12. you daring lousy guy
13. beat him out of recognizable shape
14. i got knife scars more than the number of your legs hair
15. beware! your bones are going to be disconnected
16. how can you use my intestines as a gift
17. the bullets inside are very hot. why do i feel so cold?

Answer 1

i like to watch them with a buddy. we mute the tv, and make up our own dialogue. its more fun than it sounds.

Answer 2

Don't you love to watch the old Japanese creature movies dubbed into English, so you can watch the people's faces stop moving before they start talking?

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