Willys cynical thought for the day;
"Just say no" works against addiction like; "have a nice day" does for freaking depression!
She does not have thunder thighs; she develops a Child Rest Area Facility.
She is not talkative; she is a Conversational Opportunist.
She does not get lost all the time; she is Deceptively Directionally Challenged.
You do not buy her a drink; you make a down payment on a recreational facility.
She does not fart and belch; her closest pet is Gastronomically Expressive.
She is not a gold digger; she prefers Economically Differential Relationships.
She does not have a rich daddy; she is the poster child for the "Happily Ever After Foundation"
She is not afraid of lack of commitment; she is Poligamously Challenged.
She's not a low-life c@cksucker; she just prefers me.
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2006-07-28 15:35:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 6/9/07 Politically Correct Guide To The Ladies! Best jokes anywhere!
2006-07-28 15:36:04 · update #1
How a Man Can Impress a Woman:
Compliment her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Stroke her,
Tease her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine & dine her,
Buy things for her,
Write love letters to her,
Dance with her,
Listen to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Worship her,
Go to the ends of the earth and back for her.
How a Woman Can Impress a Man:
Show Up Naked
Bring Beer
2006-07-28 16:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounded like George Carlin to me---funny stuff!
2006-07-28 22:38:59 · answer #2 · answered by bye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of these made me smile, most of them did not. You aren't the best comedian, but...good luck with that and don't quit your day job.
2006-07-28 22:39:47 · answer #3 · answered by xXPolitically IncorrectXx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Willy, Don't quit your day JOB!
2006-07-28 23:45:11 · answer #4 · answered by Bunny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
Keep it coming
2006-07-28 22:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by billyandgaby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That last part was real good.
2006-07-29 07:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true, how true!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-28 22:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋