I watch porn probably 3-5 times a day, and double that on weekends. Would putting a blanket over his cage make a difference?
2006-07-28 15:29:14 · 11 answers · asked by Hello Che 3 in Pets ➔ Birds
First off your freaking sick, your need to stop thinking with your dick. You have a problem if you have to look at it that much. You have nothing better to do or what?
2006-07-28 15:50:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 7⤋
3 to 5 times a day? Leaving that one alone.
If your parrot picks up any phrases, man you could get rich with the funny home videos. Try leaving it on just for him to learn that. Thats hilarious!
It would have to be the same intonations, though.
2006-07-28 15:48:43 · answer #2 · answered by emvannattan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Che, I would try earplugs, very very small ear plugs.
I'd watch out because your parrot could tell your monkey and your two year old son could sing to your girlfriend about it when he's doing elvis impersonations and your 4 year old might tell your neighbors rabbit who would spread the word as quick as a bunny which would leave you all alone choking your chicken.
2006-07-28 15:45:20 · answer #3 · answered by Doctor ~W. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I nonetheless have difficulty coming to words with the concept that some adult males watch porn mutually, that on my own seems notably rattling extraordinary to me yet is outwardly rather basic. i'm no longer going to assert that masturbating nearby of one yet another is done-blown (lol) gay, even if it would easily hint at some underlying thoughts one may choose to address.
2016-11-26 21:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if you watch the same flick over and over, but maybe it will start screaming and moaning first, then pick up some of themore common phrases - like "your a trucker so you must have a big C ock" lmao
and the blanket thing... only if he likes it in the dark
2006-07-28 15:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by robb k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm...buy a new one...internet porn too...mix it up....course I would freaking be rolling on the floor for a week if I'm sitting there and hear your bird say "oh yeah...you like that dont you...oh yeah...take all you want baby".....
2006-07-28 15:34:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it does, make mp3's and post them on the net, I would love to hear it.
2006-07-28 15:32:55 · answer #7 · answered by 1,1,2,3,3,4, 5,5,6,6,6, 8,8,8,10 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
Squauk-whistle!
2006-07-28 15:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well................IF you say things out loud....... while you are doing whatever........ the parrot is bound to repeat what you are saying..........thats why they call it a parrot! hahahahaha!
2006-07-28 15:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by mom2kats 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if you stroke it ... It may spit at you too..
Polly wanna Crack?
2006-07-28 16:24:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋