Please share your story about funny things your dog has done.
2006-07-28 15:02:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Example: We had a dog that was far-sighted and she would get right up under the dairy cows in our neighbor's field, not realizing how close she was to being trampled. She just bark away at the cow.
2006-07-28 15:10:51 · update #1
i have a boston terrier, and one saying about a boston is it looks like it ran into a brick wall, well mine really did at full speed.
she was playing with this other puppy and they were running, she was going full speed and misjudged a jump. she was trying to jump on the porch and she jumped too early going face first into the brick wall. she just layed there for a second and got up shook her head and ran for my fiance and cried untill he picked her up. I wasn't there my fiance took her bye bye.
she also pulled my swimsuit top off at the creek.
the one on top made me remember something. my dog got a hold of a baloon from somewhere and she was pooing well the baloon was blowing a bubble out of her butt. I had no idea what it was. good thing it didn't get tangled up in her intestines.
i have got several stories about this same dog
2006-07-28 15:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by halfpint 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One day my son said to me "what is that shiny thing on the dogs butt"? I have a pitbull named LuLu. I looked close and it looked like a small piece of tinsel from the christmas tree. I pulled it and I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was pulling and pulling and the tinsel just kept coming out of her butt. She must have been eating it off the tree and I did not know. My son fell on the floor laughing. I guess we are lucky she did not get all of this tinsel wrapped around her intestines. Next year we will not put any tinsel on our tree. Also, sometimes when we go out and leave her alone,she goes in the garbage and puts garbage on my husbands pillow.
2006-07-28 22:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by New York Mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure if this is funny enough. My dog is a rescue off the street and I think someone abused her when she was a pup. She was always scared of everything. We named her baby cause when we would scold her for peeing on the floor she would cry. All we had to do is point our finger at her and she would turn her head and lower it and cry. Tears came out of her eyes. My husband was bad to point his fingers for no reason just to get her to cry. Then one day there was a man walking up the street and she started barking and her whole body was shaking and her head was lowered cause she was scared of this man. She attacks her leg instead of tail. She is a unusual dog, but we sure love her.
2006-07-28 22:10:51 · answer #3 · answered by passme_not 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have two dogs and was trying to figure out which one of them kept getting hold of my child's dirty diapers and tearing them to pieces. My oldest dog "wore" the evidence on her tooth one afternoon.
2006-07-28 22:17:45 · answer #4 · answered by KLH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...let's see now...You ever wake up with 3 Labs 90lbs each and a 215lb mastiff jumping on top of you? That's me ever morning....I need air bags in my bedroom. And full body armor.....Glad ya think it's funny....Sheesh
2006-07-28 22:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our dog is just plain goofy,you cant watch him for 5 minutes and not laugh.
2006-07-28 22:08:42 · answer #6 · answered by thumper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dog, a priest, and a rabbi go into a bar ...
2006-07-28 22:06:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he eats his poo and peed in my neighbor's swimming pool. The end.
2006-08-01 20:24:02 · answer #8 · answered by meltingflamez 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't have a dog, sorry.
P.S i am a cat ;)
2006-07-28 22:05:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋