If you found Bin Laden how would you torture him?

Question

Its not an if but a how question

Answer 1

I'd Nail his groin to the floor. Then I'd dump gasoline all over his balls. I'd make a trail about 15ft long with gas from his groin. And then I'd give him 2 options. Tear them off or have them burnt off.

Answer 2

It's wrong to consider torturing Osama bin Laden, despite the terrible things he has done, but he has to be permanently nuetralized, by either death or permanent imprisonment where he can't continue to inflame his terrorists. Unfortunately, to some he would become a "martyr" either way. In his case, as in the case of Saddam Hussein, the whole world would be better off with him dead. (On a lighter note, maybe he's looking forward to his promised allotment of 72 virgins).

Answer 3

I have thought of this since I love New York City, and lost a classmate in the attacks. He scarred this country in a way similar to the Pearl Harbor attacks, but in a much more personal way. That said, if torture is required,I would like to see two things happen. One, I would like him to be force fed ham, sausage, pig's feet, scrapple, and any other pork products we can find, to the point his stomach ruptures. Then, as he bleeds internally from that, we let anyone who wants to hit him, however they want, for a one dollar donation to a fund for the victim's families. We keep a medical staff on hand to keep him alive until the line is done. Then, we bury him wrapped inside a gutted pig skin while he is still alive.

Answer 4

I'd tie a 6 foot rope around his Gentials fly him in a Helicopter five feet above the the height of World Trade Towers and say if the Towers were still here you @$$^$%^^^^%%&%* you'd still have some nuts in "Paradise", As I was pushing him out the door. Of course this would all be on Pay -Per - View. US inhabitants free rest of the world $100.

Answer 5

Torture is never acceptable.

If you torture him, then you reduce him to your level.

Instead, find a way to make him meet families of the 9/11 victims, and have him change his ways and become a leader for peace and make him tell the middle east that violence is not the answer.

Answer 6

Make him watch gay porn.
Shave all of the hair off his body.
Tie him up, bent over a workout bench in San Quentin and let the boyz have there way.
After the boyz are done and he's passed out, then we can start taking off all 20 of his digits with a pair of lineman's pliers.
Then cut off his testicles and make him taste them.
BTW: There would be plenty of tourniquets and plasma transfusions to make sure he didn't bleed to death.
Then we can cut off his feet and hands.
A few hours later, the final insult will be to slit his belly open from pubic bone to breast bone while watches it happen.

Bye Bye.

This a work of fantasy.

Answer 7

No, torture is never acceptable, but he might accidentally fall down some stairs before I turned him over. Or he might try to escape and I might have to use some force to recapture him. Anyone who has caused as much death, suffering and misery as he has just doesn't deserve to be treated all warm and fuzzy in my book. As for regular soldiers - they would be treated with Geneva convention rules.

Answer 8

For each and every second of the rest of his miserable life, everywhere he goes, he'll be listening to Kathie Lee Gifford singing Christmas songs. And George Bush will always be his president.

Satan never concocted such a Horror.

Answer 9

I would tie him to a red ant hill and le tthe ants bite him just to creat sores over his body. Then I would him over to the families of the tortured and then beheaded journalists, peacekeeepers and soldiers and let them decide if they want to roll him up into a wet carpet and toss him into the hot desert and wait for the maggots to eat him alive or if they would rather just behead him too.

Answer 10

I would stake him over an ant hill, cut off his eyelids, then prop his mouth open with a stick!! A little old Commanche Indian Torture!

Answer 11

First I would strip him and dress him in my little black cocktail dress and high heels. We would tie him to a chair and force him to listen to american showtunes for a few hours while I dance in front of him waving the American flag. Then I would put him in the backyard with my pitbull for about twenty minutes, burn him with cigarettes and make him drink drano. Then I would cut off a few of his fingers. I would take out my husbands power tools and drill a few holes in his head, stomach, etc. I would end with a beheading.