I once witnessed a hot dog eating competition where an Asian guy ate 65 hotdogs in 3 minutes. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris ate 3 Asian guys in 65 seconds.
2006-07-28 14:34:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried
2006-07-28 14:39:42 · answer #1 · answered by bandido 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has one word for those he puts into a coma, lucky.
2006-07-28 22:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by supercmanboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't look under the bed for the Boogie Man, the Boogie Man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
2006-07-28 21:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actual fact on Chuck Norris..... Don't get me wrong,,, I still love his stuff but this is true........
Chuck Norris only does approximately 4% of his stunts (including the fighting).
2006-07-28 22:27:37 · answer #4 · answered by wendy42081 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands now they are just called the Islands.
2006-07-28 22:18:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're accusing Chuck Norris of eating three Asian guys' weenie's...? Take it back, you!
2006-07-28 22:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋