I work for a construction company and I swear I could write a book on this most of the jokes in out houses are toward Mexicans but funny
2006-07-28 14:32:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Written on the left wall...
*Toilet Tennis!*
"look right!"
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Written on the right wall...
*Toilet Tennis!*
"look left!"
2006-07-28 14:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Magaritas At a Party
1 Margarita at most...
2 You're under the table...
3 You're under the host...
I thought that one was pretty funny, though it was in a women's bathroom stall, not in an outhouse. You should tell us yours, I'm sure they're funnier than mine.
2006-07-28 21:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you ever come across a two story outhouse just be sure you use the one on top
2006-07-28 22:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by paluzzi81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here I come to sit and think but all I do is $hit and stink.
2006-07-28 21:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by RichManPoorMan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the place to void your guts not the place to bust your nuts keep it clean keep it neat go back home to beat your meat.
2006-07-28 23:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by Brak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never go into outhouses.
They stink
2006-07-28 21:56:56 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't look up here.
The joke's in your hand.
2006-07-28 21:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sometimes I sits and thinks...
...and sometimes I just sits."
2006-07-28 21:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋