I have had a rough day, can you make me laugh?
Peach
2006-07-28 14:27:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sure whats up ... im james ... i live in london and i love brasilian girls !!!!
2006-07-28 14:30:39 · answer #1 · answered by Billy Talent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peach smile
2006-07-28 21:42:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Muslim was attempting a parachute jump. When he had reached the proper altitude, he pulled his ripcord. Nothing happened, so panicking just a bit he reached for his reserve chute handle. nothing. He fervently began to pray to Allah. "mighty Allah saver me" Then, a big hand appeared and snatched him from death, laying him gently on the ground.
While upon the ground, the chutist wiped his face free of sweat and exclaimed "whew, thank god".
SPLAT. the hand squashed him like a bug
2006-07-28 21:50:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant cheer you up. I am in a bad mood too. Wonderwall always helps me. Try listening to the acustic version. It's a lot more intense, and hey, it's playing on my pc right now!
2006-07-28 23:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two brothers see some curse words wrtten on the wall in the bathroom at school and since they never saw or heard them before they decide to try them out at home the words were Hell and Damn. The next morning the younger of the two brothers decides to test out the new word on his mom she started by asking "which cereal would you like for breakfast honey?" the little boy replies "Aw HELL Ma I'll take Frosted Flakes." she immediatley slaps him senseles then she turns to his brother and asks "What will you have?" "Hmmm" he says, " It DAMN sure aint gonna be Frosted Flakes!" .....
2006-07-28 21:37:09 · answer #5 · answered by Monte 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things are tough all over.
Everybody's had a rough day
2006-07-28 22:09:18 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make fun of a fat person it always cheers me up
2006-07-28 21:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by Danny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q.Why did tigger look down the toilet
A.he was looking for Pooh
2006-07-28 21:31:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you scare a bee?
say boo-bee! (tee-hee)
oohhh here is another one,
look down your shirt and spell attic......
gotcha!
=)
lily
2006-07-28 22:06:09 · answer #9 · answered by lily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY NOT....... SURE............... BUT NOT NOW CAUSE IM NOT IN A GOOD MOOD TO MAKE YOU LAUGH DEAR...
2006-07-28 21:43:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋