drunken stories?

Question

who has done something incredibly stupid/silly when drunk? if so care to share it?

Answer 1

back during the cold war I was working as a missle launcher beneath a mountain in Colorado... one night we all got wasted and started daring each other to push the big red 'launch missles' button... we were all like, You push it... naw, you push it... naw you push it ya wimp! Then we started shoving each other around and I accidentally fell backwards on the launch button and fired a Mirv Missle at the Soviet Union... I never told anybody till now, but it was a 10 warhead missle with 1000 megatons of H bombs on it, so I'm guessing somebody had to notice it over there in Russia, but they never reported it... I was worried I was gonna' get fired so when I sobered up I made everybody promise not to mention it the next day...

Answer 2

This was on my 21st bday..when i had 21 shots of mixed liquor..I was at a party..and all the bathrooms were full..so i went outside to take a piss in an alley..and out of nowhere a small little dog comes running up at me, and bites onto my jeans...so as im peeing carelessly..im trying to shake the dog off...but being so drunk..i just took my pants off and the dog ran off with them..i came back inside to the party...and i passed out on the floor with no pants on..i remember hearing tons of footsteps going by and people laughing, but i was too passed out to care.

Answer 3

Me and my buddy went to our 10 year high school reunion, which fortunately was held withing walking distance of his crib. Inspired by our favorite movie at the time (Where The Buffalo Roam), we reeled out of the hotel warbling Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds at the top of our lungs, sounding no doubt like strangling cats, and continued like this all the way home. The next thing I remember is waking up face down on the sofa with a gnarly bruise on my butt. I could barely walk to the toilet. As I was coming out my friend was hobbling downstairs. "What's wrong?" I asked. "I don't know what I did, man," he answered, "But my foot hurts like hell."

Answer 4

I put a big fat scratch down the side of some guys classic Rolls Royce (i think the guy still as a Hit out on me, it been 8-9 years) i was a stupid kid when i was younger (good times)

Answer 5

I went to a house party a pair of couple of months in the past, and drank beer after rapidly vodka. (beer after liquor, under no circumstances been sicker) i became high quality actually the completed evening, decrease a rug, have been given into the taxi to circulate residing house, and halfway there desperate i mandatory to hurl. Being the under the impact of alcohol fool i became, i desperate that i ought to seize it in my palms and each little thing would be high quality. Messiest cab you have ever seen. as quickly as I have been given residing house I have been given into the bathe with my outfits on, then afterwards I only left them in there, and surpassed out on my mattress. Had an.. interesting time telling the story to my mothers and fathers day after on the instant.

Answer 6

I had toast in bed while really drunk once and woke up in the morning bursting. So as i got to the toilet and took out the yogurt rifle i noticed a big scab on the tip. It scared the crap out of me. But it was ok, it was only a bit of toast. ha ha sausage and cheese on toast.

Answer 7

me and some friends decided it would be a great idea to highlight my hair when we were drinking...before the stuff was even done i was drunk and managed to get it on my friends couch, carpet, pillows..and she found some on some pics on her wall the next day . and my hair turned out horrible ....it was funny at the time

Answer 8

Nope I'm a fun drunk lol I usually just make out with my girlfriends.

Answer 9

My friend and I did yoga when we were silly drunk once. It was great! We couldn't hold a pose to save our lives!!!

Answer 10

a friend of mine threw up and then tried to make out with some guy right after. She still had a lil dribble hanging from her lip. :(