Clean or dirty !!!!
2006-07-28 13:51:45 · 14 answers · asked by ChiefNickNameadvancer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK this is a two-part joke.
First part: Way back in the middle ages at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, The Hunchback has just died. So the Bishop of the Cathedral announces that he needs a new bell ringer. A man steps forward and says "Your holiness, let me try" So the guy climbs the bell ropes to the top and swings out on the rope and hits the bell right in his face and falls to his death. A crowd gathers around the dead man. One person says "Did you know that man?" and the other says "No, but his face rings a bell"
2nd part of the joke:
So now the bishop still needs a bell ringer and a man steps forward from the crowd and says, "Your holiness, I would like to try. You see the dead man was my brother" So the guy climbs up the bell tower and just like his brother, he swings out and hits the bell head on with his face and falls to his death. A crowd gathers around the dead body. One person says "Did you know that man?" and the other says "No, but he's a dead ringer for his brother"
OK I love those two jokes.....
2006-07-28 14:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by schenzy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A blonde is driving down the road and she passes a cornfield. She notices a blonde in the middle of the cornfield in a rowboat. She rolls her eyes and pulls over. She steps out of her car and slams the door. The blonde in the rowboat looks over to her. "You know, it's you blondes that make the rest of us smart blondes look stupid!" Yelled the blonde who was driving the car, "I mean, look at you, in a rowboat like you're floating on water! And you know what? If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!!"
2006-07-28 14:51:04 · answer #2 · answered by x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many Jewish grandmothers to change a light bulb?
A: None. "You just go out and have a good time; I'll just sit here alone in the dark..."
2006-07-28 14:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by mb5_ca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on haloween nite, a taxi driver picks up a nun. the driver turns around and says, "i'm sorry but i've always wanted to kiss a nun." the nun says,"ok but u have 2 be single and jewish." the driver says, "i am both those!!" and so he climbs in the back and kisses the nun. he starts crying and he says, "i'm so sorry!! i'm not jewish and i'm not single!" the nun says, "oh that's ok! i'm not really a nun! my name is kevin and i'm on my way to a halloween party!"
2006-07-28 14:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road? It is a Classic.
2006-07-28 13:55:15 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Mac 4 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This pirate walks into a bar... he has a steering wheel sticking out his arrse. He says to the bartender "AAARRR, gimme a drink matey!" The bartender says "Okay, but do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out your arrse?"
"AAYYEE" says the pirate, "It's driving me nuts!"
HA! Get it "It's driving me nuts!"
2006-07-28 13:59:40 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay now this is the dumbest joke ever ...........two hippos are sitting in a pond when one of the hippos looks over at the other and says please pass the soap.... then the other hippo replies i can't i don't have a typewriter
2006-07-28 16:30:50 · answer #7 · answered by Brak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two men walk into a bar. Third guy says. " bet that hurt.!"
2006-07-28 14:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by freechylde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus got wings! And God has big ears to listen to your cries!
2006-07-28 13:55:16 · answer #9 · answered by Dogman 61 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man is on a twa flight. the stwerdess asks "would you like some of our twa coffee?" the man says no thanks. " how about some of our twa cola" she asks. no says the man. " how about some of our twa water?" . "no " says the man , " but I will have some of your twa tea."
get it? twa t
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2006-07-28 14:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋