What happened the last time you sprayed the wall?

Answer 1

You only sprayed the wall?? Well, I sprayed the wall, then ran in the kitchen and jumped on the counter and peed on the clean dishes, then I jumped on the stove and peed on the burner, putting out the pilot light. I got put in the bathroom, so I sprayed the side of the toilet, the bathtub, and the toilet paper. When mom came in she stood there with her hands on her hips and laughed. Then she scruffed me and put me in the tub and closed the sliding doors. After she cleaned up everything, she took me out and held me for a long time. I got brushed, petted and finally fell asleep.

Since then I have been a good boy, I only spray and pee when she is not home so I don't have to go to the bathroom. When she gets home, she just shakes her head and cleans it all up. I try to blame it on the other 17 cats in the house, but she always knows it's me. She took me to the vet, (actually, she raised me from one day old when my real mom got hit by a car and a friend of hers brought me to her) but he said that it is just something that I am going to do. All my tests came out negative.

I try to tell her that I do it because of all he 100's of kittens and cats that have gone through this house in the last several years but she won't listen to me. I guess she thinks she is doing something nice by saving everyone, but I think "piss on it".

Most of the time though, I am a real good boy, and I love my mom alot. I sleep with her and help her on the computer every chance I get. And, I use the litter box for my poops ALL THE TIME. I will be 9 year old soon, and I am glad mom never got rid of me even if I am a pain in the ***, and other names she calls me.

Love,

Skipper

PS, I was neutered at 6 months old

Answer 2

I about sprayed the wall down at the patent office today.
I went to the Patent Office to register some of my inventions.

I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "A folding bottle."

She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"

I said "A Fottle."

"What else do you have?"she asked me.

I said "A folding carton."

"And what do you call it?"

I said "A Farton."

She snickered and said, "Those are silly names for products! And one of them sounds kind of crude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.


Yours: Grumpy

Answer 3

My people threw a shaker bottle at me (empty vitamin bottle with 2 pennies in it) and then used Simple Solution to get rid of the nasty cat pee smell.

And then I had a ride to the vet, went to sleep, and woke up missing a few, well, you know whats.
Won't do that again!

Answer 4

My owner got very mad. Was down right rude about the whole thing. PUT ME OUT SIDE for a WEEK...So I did it AGAIN.
Put me out side in the dark with out my favorite snuggies! There is wild animals out there you know! SCheezze...

Answer 5

i got yelled at and was told to goto the bathroom

Answer 6

I got castrated?

Answer 7

the universe collapsed as we knew it!

Answer 8

my hamster licked it