Last week I was having the most excrutiating pain
so I went to the doctor
I dropped my shorts to show him the problem
there on the end of my penis was a huge hairy mole
the doctor was amazed as he had never seen anything like it before
he was so careful to remove the mole without causing me pain and distress
The doctor said he hopes he never sees such a sight again
I assured him that I will never shag another one
2006-07-28 12:52:02 · 21 answers · asked by benji 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO u have a mole on ure penis.. Lol i once had a carp on mine but that sucker could suk i must say...
2006-07-28 13:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe..check this one:
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not there 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job".
She runs back and tells the guy all the gets for thirty is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE penis. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
2006-07-28 12:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont know if you've ever heard this one but here goes:
a cowboy, monk, and a vampire enter a pub somewhere in southeastern nevada. the vampire says see y'all later, and heads to the bathroom. the cowboy goes to the barmaid and starts dry-humping her. she turns around and and he sees it's his grandma. he goes to throw up in the bathroom. the monk goes over to a dark corner of the bar and starts hitting on this nun. he immidiatly realizes that it's his sister, he goes to the bathroom to throw up. as the monk enters the bathroom, he notices the cowboy right there on the brink of passing out, the monk finds the vampire sucking on old used tampons, the vampire says, what? i only wanted tea, but the bartender didint have any hot water!
2006-07-28 13:33:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it now will you answer this for me
Why did gilmore ask her hubby to lend the punter 70bucks,
Why did she not go ahead and just do it
Or is she really a blonde
2006-07-28 19:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha-ha! The doctor must be an expert! LOL
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-28 13:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, you're able to might desire to have your penis bumped off...which might easily project ME, if I have been on your shoes. on the different hand, I probable could not slot on your shoes. have you ever even considered the possibiity of a intercourse exchange operation?
2016-12-10 16:45:01 · answer #6 · answered by barrecchia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I have nasty warts on my penis. It's nice to know I'm not the only person with penis problems.
2006-07-28 13:29:08 · answer #7 · answered by Kyle K 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO!!!! Thank you so much for the best laugh I have had in a very long time. If I could, my friend, I would buy you a drink.
2006-07-28 12:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by Jimmy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dats jus darn rite disgustin
2006-07-29 01:08:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha?
2006-07-28 12:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by jlaidlawy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋