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I have so many different bloods in me I've decided that I may not be American after all.

I have a feeling that my white blood cells have declared war on my red cells.

Hell, my German cells are fighting my Italian cells.
My Lebanese cells are fighting my Palestinian cells.
My German cells just declared war on my Russian cells.
My poor damned Polish cells are almost wiped out by my German cells.
My Irish cells are shooting at my Dutch cells.

Damn, if I can't be at peace with myself, how in hell can I tell anyone else how to live together.

BOOM! Oh, ****, someone got killed. So damned much blood I can't tell who.

HELP!

2006-07-28 12:38:19 · 15 answers · asked by ed 7 in Politics & Government Military

OH! Crap.
I live in Texas.
There's a whole s***** Mexican Army coming this way.
What next?

2006-07-28 12:59:23 · update #1

15 answers

You should root for humanity, becaus if we have a WWIII all humanity will be hard pressed to survive in the wake of such a destructive conflict. We are using DU weapons which can PERMANANTLY salt the earth with deadly radioactive materials with half lives that will exceed the life of our sun. We can count on governments releasing deadly race specific bio weapons to decimate enemy populations. Nukes will most likely be used possibly indiscriminatly. I do not cherish the thought of a new world war.

2006-07-28 12:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by sscam2001 3 · 0 2

The German Jews

2006-07-28 12:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Where do you live?

I think you might consider that, and realize that America is a melting pot. If you are an American citizen then you should be loyal to your country. If you want to root for a foreign nation, you should be willing to live there... and take the bad along with the good.

2006-07-28 12:45:45 · answer #3 · answered by mia2kl2002 7 · 0 0

I thought we just had a war that ended ;but no-one stopped fighting yet

2006-07-29 09:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by mike L 4 · 0 0

Root against the terrorists that want to kill everyone who don't agree with them. That puts you on the same side as the US.

2006-07-28 13:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by STEVEN F 7 · 0 0

Root for the birds. They'll have plenty to eat.

2006-07-28 12:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by Doc Holiday 3 · 0 0

root for the nation in for if they lose you probably radiation debris....go irish cells!!!!!

2006-07-28 13:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by gothicirishpeople 3 · 0 0

All of your cells will die and that will kill YOU!So cooperate with the U.N. to cease fire.

2006-07-28 12:53:19 · answer #8 · answered by scorpion prince89 3 · 0 0

i hope you dont have any french blood cells.

2006-07-28 12:39:54 · answer #9 · answered by ostranderjoseph 2 · 0 0

He probably did, but they surrendered before he was born.

2006-07-28 12:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by tm_tech32 4 · 0 0

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