How DARE you people question god and his judgements?

Question

I see a lot of self proclaimed Christians on here answering questions posed by heretics, forcing them to make idiotic choices between their earthly connections and god's power. Why do you answer?

You do realize these people are just playing "devil's advocate" don't you? You realize that these people are named such, because they are sent here by satan to test your faith.

I'm sorry if you have failed that test, but you will ultimately have deserved your fate either way.

Answer 1

Stops by after noticing the two pages of angry baaas from sheep on this question, and laughs a hearty, satanic, heretical laugh.

Answer 2

First of all, I don't believe it is for you to judge why we answer questions here. And, even if people are playing "devil's advocate", whose to say that someone's answer won't make them rethink their ideas or actually become curious about God's love and power! And you have a lot of nerve to tell people they have failed a test. THAT is what turns people off to Christianity in the first place. People who point fingers and judge. You can't judge me or anyone else who answers questions here. That judgement is up to God. Besides, I'd rather answer a thousand supposed unnecessary questions if it means that 1 person might be touched in some way through just 1 of my answers. That is always my prayer when I answer a question. In this case, my prayer is that you will see the error of your ways and quit pointing fingers and condemning! God bless you, my friend!

Answer 3

Well, I think some of these Christians DARE to answer those questions because they have this strange thing called an open mind, and they are willing to listen to another's ideas or questions that may be different from their own.

By the way, if "god" is going to send me to hell for being open-minded, I'm better off with the devil.

But of course, you would say I were sent by him anyway. And yet I'm accepting of others' ideas, even if they are different from my own. I don't persecute others because they don't live how I deem appropriate. I actually practice "love they neighbor", not "love thy neighbor only if they are christian." Yep. Pure satan.

Answer 4

Oh bite me.

I was baptized IN A CHURCH. The lightning didn't strike the place down or anything! WooHoo. Imagine that.

So just toddle on back to your rattlesnake taunting, fiddle playing, holier than thou nonsense.

I've had experiences surrounding God that would make you just keel over and have a heart attack my friend. I can readily assure you that I was NOT sent here by Satan to test anyone's faith.

I was sent here by God to learn and to help others. So, while you are off on a toot, condemning everything in you miserable path, I am actually trying to make a positive difference in the world.

So, rave on and on. Myself and all my heathen friends can be found seeking for ways to feed the hungry, building houses through volunteer organizations, keeping kids off the streets by coming up with positive ways for them to spend their time and by housing and making healthy sick and homeless kitty's and puppies.

So, forgive me, oh righteous one I don't have time to be a bigoted fool or time to attend your hellfire and brimstone church. I'm off living what I believe to the right thing.

How do WE know Satan didn't send YOU to torture the rest of us?

PS. I didn't know the state hospital allowed their inmates computers. Did you forget to take your meds today?

Answer 5

I am a Christian and love God very much. However, I believe you are being a bit dramatic. There is nothing wrong with answer questions. In fact, answering questions makes my faith stronger and pushes me to study what I believe more... and that is a good thing.

Answer 6

I wish I could be there when you died and realized that god doesn't exist. That there is no after life. Oh that would be sweet. Unfortunately it would mean that we have spirits, and that is quite frankly not the case. Nice thought though. Oh, you idiots are just wasting your lives trying to curry favor to a god who doesn't exist. What a joke.

Answer 7

Wait ah minute who is God? Tha'ts not the true name of the one, or what made the human is it? And how would you know! Like if I hadn,t told you that, or something! And I,m not an christian, or not religious as I suppose to believe.

Answer 8

You caught me!! It is I, Satan, trying to trick you. When I first saw you holding your billboard on the street preaching about the end of the world, I knew I had to tempt you. I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.Rats! Foiled again!

Answer 9

Boy oh boy ... you do take yourself seriously, don't you. Are you the self-proclaimed defender of the righteous? Shall I bow to your holiness for forgiveness?

Here's a free tip: take a chill pill and enjoy life, dude - you only live once!

Toodles

Answer 10

Pardon me, but aren't Christians supposed to try and help people see the light? And how dare you abrogate God's right to punish, or pronounce judgement? Sorry, but you don't have that right. How many people have you helped?