I use the Bible pages all the time to roll myself cigarettes. It's a pleasure to smoke the scriptures. Finally a good use for the Bible. I also use the Bible to level tables an chairs, to stomp bugs and spiders, to start stove and camp fires, as a target for my pellet gun. To wipe a dirty surface.
Can you think of other uses for the Bible ?
2006-07-28 12:25:37 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i would have answered your question earlier but i couldnt stop myself from laughing.you realy crack me up.i heard some funny stuff but this is the funniest thing i heard in a long time.
2006-07-28 12:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by mack j 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the midst of all the silliness and immorality are some good and beautiful passages. Even though I'm a Humanist, I enjoy reading the Bible as I would poetry.
2006-07-28 12:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A book is a book, no use in damaging it for no reason. It's a good read - a little boring, but definitely a lot of good things some people wrote in there, trying to give their people a framework for society.
Toodles
Oh and none of you answerers above actually do the stupid things you claim to do with the bible. Tsk tsk tsk for such bullshit.
2006-07-28 12:28:29 · answer #3 · answered by MarQus1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snoking is bad for the the environment. U should always recycle the papers that have been wasted to print this kind of smut. Recycle dude, dump all these worthless pages in a blue bin.
2006-07-28 12:31:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually I just read mine.
Of course, if you use yours to kindle fires, that means you are slowly consuming your pages. Over your lifetime you will probably buy many more copies of the Bible than I would. Isn't that ironic?
2006-07-28 12:31:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you so angry at God? What do you blame Him for? You must believe he exists or you wouldn't get such satisfaction by desecrating the Bible, or is your anger just towards Christians who you believe to be hypocrites because they don't act like saints 24/7? God bless you!
2006-07-28 14:00:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have fun, Bible ignoramus, your time will come, and be happy to know it's your choice. I always thought the lowest IQ was possessed by a carpet - and then you came along. Sorry, carpets of the world.
2006-07-28 12:31:37 · answer #7 · answered by Scabius Fretful 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reading, personal edification, that and during the school year we use it for handwriting practice. My sons copy scripture in a notebook.
Peace Be With You,
Debra
2006-07-28 12:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MOST of all when everything became odds, when everything was failure, no friends, no guidance, and no help at all, you can READ there the answers, in other words you may find the true meaning of life through ALL Scriptures...
2006-07-28 12:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by VBACCESSpert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I mainly use it to scare the living daylights out of my local church. Set a good hundred of them up in flames - make them wonder "why has god let such blasphemy happen!? Peace be with that dude who burnt it though"
2006-07-28 12:31:12 · answer #10 · answered by Lord of the Apocalypse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋