...in the wind?
2006-07-28 12:06:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
when i need to release the butt air, I really enjoy doing so sitting in a hard chair. You get a much better sound effect, and a bit of a vibration, much like sitting on an airplane when the engines kick in. The smell tends to spread out and not be quite as potent, yet you still get the warmth spreading across your bottom and thighs. FFTTTTT!!! ahhh....
2006-07-28 12:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by dad of four 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
In someone's car that you don't like with the windows rolled up tight and air condition on full blast, on their sofa or their bed and sit on it for awhile to let the smell become embedded in it. Or on a store aisle to see other people's reaction and someone else getting blamed for what you did. In a public restroom, then all the other ladies try to take their time to finish using the restroom by standing in the mirror, talking and putting on makeup just to see who the farter was once they come out of the stall and laugh at them when they leave.
2006-07-28 12:55:04 · answer #2 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a teacher of elementary aged students. There is NOTHING better than farting while you are teaching, then watching the students look at each other and yes, even blame someone (other than me).....then I will usually pretend to notice the smell for the first time and say, "If someone needs to use the restroom, please do so! It's not nice to toot in public!" Sorry, but they deserve it sometimes! LOL
2006-07-28 12:10:30 · answer #3 · answered by Stephanie P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In an empty elevator when your are almost to your floor....I love it when i see people ready to get on....oh good times.....
Once I was at an open house and I farted at the top of the stairs....when i got to the bottom there were people ready to go up...tee hee....
My favorite....I dropped an SBD in the cometics aisle at Wal-mart...it was only me and my ex...I saw another woman come in the aisle so I walked to the other side of my ex to the end of the aisle....the lady shrugged her nose and looked at my ex....hahaha...
2006-07-28 12:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Up wind of someone you want to gross out.
2006-07-28 14:50:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! in the wind!!!!!! funny lol
id say in the bathroom.... but do watever u like!
IN THE WIND! oh my i loved it LOL
2006-07-28 13:55:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a public swimming pool
2006-07-28 12:37:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a crowded elevator
2006-07-28 12:09:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Church is good. He who farts in church sits in his own pew!
Fart when someone else is yawning, too.
Here's the butt: ( ! ) BRRRRRRR!! See it?
Yes, the olde butt trumpet. Brass of the @ss.
2006-07-28 12:20:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
alone in an elevator just before you get off. let the next passengers hoover it up. LOL
2006-07-28 12:12:03 · answer #10 · answered by oldguy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋