Do you know about the Holy Fournity Revised Version(Revised in the Holy Council of Pissia)??
GOD THE GRANDPA was a very mean-minded and jealous God.
He tortured and masscred loads of people upto 10 generations because they didn't think him COOL. He had a son (God Papa). He was a bit cold tempered and diplomatic than his father. So, he selected a group people as his chosen people and screwed them.
Later he also became insane and thought an alternate method of becoming COOL. He send his Uncle a Bird named HOLY PHANTOM with some of his sperms to make pregnant a woman from that group. Thus was born GOD THE HIPPIE. God Papa managed to make the HIPPIE suffer and declared that--"I soooooo
love you that I made my son suffer like a pig."
Now those who won't recognize that fact and say that I AM SOOOO COOL will be roasted eternally in my sadistic barbeque stove.
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2006-07-28
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