read this.
Nikhil and Mona were newlyweds. Nikhil thought this would be a modern marriage, meaning they would each play equal roles. So, the first morning after their honeymoon, he brought Mona breakfast in bed.
However, Mona wasn't at all impressed by his culinary skills. Looking disdainfully at the tray, she snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted scrambled!"
Undaunted, the following morning, Nikhil brought his new bride a scrambled egg.
Unfortunately, Mona wasn't satisfied. "Did you ever stop to think that perhaps I like variety?" she snapped. "I wanted poached this morning!"
Determined to please her, the next morning, he brought her two eggs….one poached and one scrambled.
"Here, my darling, enjoy," he said cheerfully.
Mona was infuriated. "You scrambled the wrong egg!" she screamed
2006-07-28 10:44:57 · 8 answers · asked by neha 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah...funny.... How abt this one:
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
2006-07-28 12:56:04 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TYPICAL BLOODY WOMAN, ALWAYS LOOKING FOR FAULTS IN ANYTHING US POOR UNFORTUNATE MEMBERS OF THE MALE SPECIES DO. YOUR BETTER OFF DOING ABSOLUTELY ZILCH AND THEN THEY'LL BE HAPPY WITH HAVING A REASON TO MOAN. SORRY ABOUT GETTING CARRIED AWAY ITS JUST THAT ..... AH TO HELL WITH IT WHERES THAT BOTTLE OF WHISKEY
2006-07-28 10:56:38 · answer #2 · answered by michaelnangle2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like myself on the odd occasion!! Help!!!!!!!
2006-08-01 09:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by PhoebeR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MONA MONA
2006-07-28 10:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh,that marrige didn't last long.lol
2006-07-28 10:48:07 · answer #5 · answered by funny_bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its pretty funny
2006-07-28 10:52:14 · answer #6 · answered by ss4goten056 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahhaha!
2006-07-28 10:53:22 · answer #7 · answered by kalihim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a looser!
2006-08-01 04:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by Surf n' Snow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋