Can you solve this political riddle? 10 pts to correct answer!?

Question

One day, at the top of Mount Oplympus, Zues, Saturn, Aries, a smart Republican and a dumb Republican sat around, eating lunch. With only a single slice of ham left, the lights go out and there is a stuggle in the dark for the last piece of ham. Eventually, the lights come back on and the piece of ham is missing.

Question: Who took the piece of ham?

You must give your reason for the answer you give

Answer 1

the stupid republican, because only he would take food from the gods and think he could get away with it

Answer 2

To quote Spoofy, "The smart Republican, because the other three don't exist." There are four others. I vote for the dumb republican, same reason but better math.

Edit: I would like to note that Spoofy editted his answer to incorporate my math. The statement in my quotes was cut and pasted prior to this change.

Answer 3

The dumb Republican, because the others don't exist & only a dumb@$$ would "struggle" with himself.

Answer 4

This is just a guess because i heard something like it before the dumb republican because there is no such thing as the others or the smart republican because there is no such thing as the others.

Answer 5

the dumb R.cause he thought he could still get the ham over all the gods.like he said

Answer 6

The smart Republican, because the other four don't exist.

Answer 7

I agree withy Spoofy P.
my thoughts exactly

Answer 8

the dumb republican, because the others don't exist

Answer 9

it fell off the mountain

Answer 10

zeus took it