A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is
leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with
a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit
frustrated, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says, "Well,
I guess we finally answered THAT question!!"
2006-07-28 10:39:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is hilarious!!! I'm reading it at work and almost couldn't answer the phone because I was laughing so hard. Good one!!!
2006-07-28 10:44:33 · answer #1 · answered by Mimi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a 10!
2006-07-28 17:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by funny_bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE that one! I laughed out loud ... just like I did when I got this in an email ...
Ellen loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't
seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while
taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbour
who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red
tomatoes.
Ellen asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get
your tomatoes so red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in
front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my
tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Ellen was so impressed, she decided to try
doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it
would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed
herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked Ellen,
"By the way, how did you make out? Did your
tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
2006-07-28 17:50:44 · answer #3 · answered by baeb47 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Through the wonders of science, they have discovered that the EGG actually came first in evolution of 'chicken' life.
I still think it was the ROOSTER that came first.
2006-07-28 17:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by Lucianna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So the chicken came first?? Haha that's awesome!!!
2006-07-28 17:42:56 · answer #5 · answered by amygirl9333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy crap. I think that is the funniest thing I have ever heard. I am gonna tell that one at parties. Thanks for the chuckle, no, hysterical laughs!
2006-07-28 23:15:44 · answer #6 · answered by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Hilarious! Now we know. LOL.
Great Joke! LOL.
2006-07-29 21:35:44 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care who you are...that's funny right there...
2006-07-28 18:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by Rance D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!
2006-07-28 19:27:27 · answer #9 · answered by nancy a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋