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It's obvious that God is our problem. George Bush should declare war on him and send our planes to nuke Heaven!

2006-07-28 10:12:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

Angry Sandwich Guy, do you not have friends or did your parents drop you?

2006-07-28 10:24:15 · answer #1 · answered by <.:*Cariño*:.> 1 · 1 0

Do you consider yourself to be a good person? Most people do. Of all the questions you will ask yourself in life, probably the most important is, Am I good enough to go to Heaven? Let's see if you are good enough...Have you ever lied (even once--fibs, white lies, etc.)? Ever stolen (anything--the value is irrelevant)? Jesus said, "Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her, has committed adultery already with her in his heart." Have you ever looked with lust? If you have said "Yes" to these three questions, by your own admission, you are a lying, thieving, adulterer at heart; and we've only looked at three of the Ten Commandments. That's how God sees you. Nothing is hid from His holy eyes. He will even judge our words and thoughts. Perhaps you think that God is good, and will therefore overlook your sins. But it is His goodness that will make sure that murderers, rapists, thieves, liars, etc. receive justice. Will you be innocent or guilty on the Day of Judgment? Listen to your conscience. There is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end it leads to death. If you die in your sins there is no second chance. God's Law demands justice, and the penalty for sinning against Him is death and Hell. God will give justice, and sinners will end up in Hell forever. Repent! Repent! Repent!

2006-07-28 17:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by brets 1 · 0 0

The ego god is an effect -- a projection of people's thought systems. Unfortunately, because the projection is not seen for what it is, people think their own thoughts left their minds and that there's this god of hate and judgment that is real. So ... not 'war' on this god but just a logical and extensive examination of our minds will make this go away. Then we might find that a god of unconditional love -- something beyond our concepts -- was hidden behind the ferocious and horrible image we made.

2006-07-28 17:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That exact thing will happen in the tribulation. If your a rebel against God you will lose. Jesus will return and set up God's government for a millenium and then people equal to the grains of sand in the sea will get tired of Jesus's strict laws and so they will have an army to his capitol to destroy him but they will all get burned up by fire from heaven. So be saved and be with God because he loves you and wants you to be with him, because he brings peace and all goodness while satan tricks you, hates you because God created you, so he plans your destruction to make you die in your sins so you'll go to hell with him and be in sorrow and torment forever. That's what jesus is for to wash those sins away and you repent and be made perfect again.

2006-07-28 17:23:02 · answer #4 · answered by morobell 3 · 0 0

Because it is imposssible to win a war against an enemy that does not exist.

Why do you think we are fighting a war on terror?? Cuz they dont exist - they are boogey men that the administration made up to scare people into giving up their freedoms... The terrorists were Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

Oh, and BRETS....can you cut and paste some other answer? Im getting tired of that one...

2006-07-28 17:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0 0

Because God will win That will happen during the tribulation period when Israel is surrounded by her enemies, at that moment Jesus will appear and destroy all the enemies. You can't fight the almighty creator and hope to win. You'll have a snowball's chance in ....well you know what I am referring to. Very dark and hot place that I'll never see or experience.

2006-07-28 17:20:30 · answer #6 · answered by tigranvp2001 4 · 0 0

Gee I wonder who will win....

Great, powerful, omnipotent God who knows the ropes and best strategies,

OR

Some guy on yahoo answers who was recently given a certificate for "Stupidest Question of the Year.'

God bless.

2006-07-28 17:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by Kiwi 3 · 0 0

someone known as the "beast" in the Bible - Revelation 19 will try that soon. And guess what... the result is also there. You can see the entire experience and result without having to do it yourself, unless you WANT to join them. You are always welcome on the side of the Lamb. Revelation 22:17; John 3:16 I welcome you to try. Just simply say: I believe, come into my heart, Jesus. --- That's all it takes. Or even ask him to prove himself -- he will - he did for me. Just be open to whatever way He answers - it will likely be in an unexpected way.

2006-07-28 17:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cause God created the game and knows all the cheats.

2006-07-28 17:14:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well u do that. im sure george bush is invovled with satan with all the bad **** hes caused, so u in and him have fun going to war with God cuz u'll loose.....

2006-07-28 17:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Let's declare war on Santa and the Easter Bunny too for spoiling our kids and rotting their teeth! WARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

2006-07-28 17:15:38 · answer #11 · answered by lenny 7 · 0 0

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