Your tounge is blasphemous. You do not want to join the antichrist, for if you do, you shall burn in eternities, covered with the flames of Hell, and you shall never be let out.
2006-07-28 10:30:38
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answered by Justice C 1
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Q: where do I apply?
A: www.hades.com
Q: Is it full or part time?
A: Full time. Anything else would be a waste of time. Don't waste Satan's time. If you're going to do a job, do it right or don't do it at all.
Q: Whats the health benefits?
A: "Whats," as in, "what is" ("what's")? Umm... ya right. Who needs health when you have eternity? Muhahaha!
Q: what kind of work will I have to do?
A: Torturing people with pineapples and such. Unpleasant but gratifying if you are creative and imaginative. ;)
Q: will I get paid vacations, if so how many?
Vacations are only merited if you are a true sadist. Then (and ONLY then) will you be allotted an eternity of Hell's finest.
*Note: Please see pineapple reference*
2006-07-28 17:30:08
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answered by lilimunster38 1
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He is Antichrist that Denies the Father AND the Son
ALL who deny that Jesus is the Christ, who deny the Father and the Son is anti (against) Christ. (1 Jn.2:18, 1 Jn.2:22, 1 Jn.4:3, 2 Jn.1:7 below).
1 Jn.2:18 Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.
1 Jn.2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
1 Jn.4:3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that [spirit] of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
2 Jn.1:7 For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.
Pat (ndbpsa ©)
2006-07-28 18:07:02
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answered by BibleProphecyOnTheWeb 5
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ANTICHRIST'S IDENTITY
General description
Scripture teaches Antichrist to be a political, religious, individual, yet to come in the future (as of this writing), who is opposed to God and God's Christ and God's church. Although the only places in Scripture the name Antichrist is used are I and II John (I John 2:18,22,4:3, II John 7), the Bible is replete with instruction regarding the reality we call Antichrist. The key passages are Daniel 7, 8, 11; Matthew 24; II Thessalonians 2; and Revelation 13, 17 and 18 -- where Antichrist is referred to as a beast, a little horn, a false Christ, that wicked one, and the man of sin.
2006-07-28 17:45:59
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answered by Christine S 2
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Where do you apply?...just call on satan, he's not far from you now, in fact he's controlling to to say these things!....number 2- yes, satan's work is full-time!....number 3- there is no health benefits, because satan stands for sickness as well as evil!.......number 4-the work you will be doing is the same work that you see in this world, EVIL!!.....number 5- yes, I'm sure you will get paid, but you will be paid with the price of your soul damnation to eternity!........if that's your choice, then go for it and seek those who believe the same way you believe!....you may want to seek a satanist site, since you want to serve satan, and stay off this site in whom believers love & serve GOD!....Simple As That!....
2006-07-28 17:28:03
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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It would help to have a high position in the European Union
full time
the best benefits in the world
rule the world basically,get people to worship you
as many as you want
the downside is that eventually you will go to hell if you accept the position
2006-07-28 17:18:08
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answer #6
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answered by clickeroftarter 1
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www.satan.com
It is full time, a tv station is soon to be launched.
Health Benefits are great, you can drink smoke and do drugs and you will never get ill.
Your work will consist of spreading the work of the good Lord
Every day is a holiday.
2006-07-28 17:17:56
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answered by Matthew H 3
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1) The job has already been filled and the candidate is in training
2) Full-time job - God never sleeps
3) I'm not sure these are benefits but definite consequences - guaranteed death & eternal suffering
4) Evil
5) No - no rest for the wicked
2006-07-28 17:17:53
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answered by byhisgrace70295 5
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What has this guy Chris done to you? I know Chris is kinda boring but to spend the rest of your life being an Anti-Chris seems kinda extreme, no? I would say you should just go and talk to Chris and work out your issues.
2006-07-28 17:15:12
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answered by Anonymous
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Your local mortician should have applications.
It depends on the number of hours you want to work, but I like when folks work full-time.
No worries, you don't have health problems here.
Haunting, torture, rapes, murders, occasionally filing my bunions, picking up my hell hounds crap from the back fire-pit, aside from that, whatever the hell you want.
Oh, yes after 3 years, you are free to do whatever the hell you want.
2006-07-28 17:17:22
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answered by Anonymous
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Nerone Caesar...
2000 years too late
No more Rome
Laugh at Christians...
Life is an Holiday!
2006-07-28 17:15:59
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answered by Anonymous
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