2006-07-28 10:05:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's an old childhood story! Do you remember?
2006-07-28 10:06:26 · update #1
why r u wearing a wool sweater in this heat
Whoever heard of a green sheep
i dont know about the childhood story..so this i my story
2006-07-28 10:22:41 · answer #1 · answered by jeki_dslo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A door-to-door salesman has had a really rough day and decided to try one more house before heading home. He knocks on the door, determined to make a sale. A small boy opens the door, and the salesman starts in with his sales pitch. The boy stood there speechless, and the salesman, seeing that he wasn't getting anywhere, asked the boy where his mother was. The boy didn't say a word and just pointed upstairs. The salesman goes up the stairs, opens the bedroom door and finds the boy's mother in bed with a goat!! Completely flabbergasted, the salesman slams the door shut and flies down the stairs. He grabs the little boy by the shoulders and yells, "Do you know what's in bed with your mother? Do you know what they're doing? Doesn't this bother you?" To which the little boy responded, "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a."
2006-07-28 10:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by Tony A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanna flock?
2006-07-28 10:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by whiskeygrl319 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's your turn to do the farmer tonight.
2006-07-28 10:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you ready? Let's get started.
2006-07-28 10:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mosaic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goats cant talk
2006-07-28 10:08:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all got Horns.....
2006-07-28 10:28:54 · answer #7 · answered by Ray 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm sorry I can't understand you"
2006-07-28 16:57:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
arent we cousins???
LoL
2006-07-28 12:49:40 · answer #9 · answered by *~ANAStASiA~* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋