why don't you believe in the barney religion!?!? it is the best and easiest way to heaven! we allow the homosexuals... we allow transexuals... we allow idiots (including myself) .... we allow ANYONE!!!!
SO OBEY IT!!!!
who will obey this religion?
It is called...Barney the Purple Dinosaur Religion...
Here are my 15 commandments:
1.you should do everything you want to.
* 2.you should not fart my name in vain.
* 3.eat every booger u see.
* 4.the best band is my chemical romance.
5.you must honor your kids.
6.you must honor wednesday
* 7.you must not eat chocolate sprinkles.
8.you must not make contact with my tail.
9.you must visit michael jackson.
* 10.tom cruise is the first man created.
11.i love to dance in my underwear.
12.you must not kiss osama bin laden.
* 13.Leo is our friend (angel)
* 14.the best team is the texans.
* 15.purple is a sacred color.
all who disobey one commandment will suffer the evil devil called THE TICKLING CLOWN!!! (dramatic music)
ALL WHO OBEY WILL GET ANYTHING THEY WANT IN HEAVEN! ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!
(note: this religion allows gay people in it, we are NOT anti-gay)
(*) means you must do it everyday, but on wednesday you have to follow ALL OF THE RULES.
2006-07-28 10:04:52 · 27 answers · asked by Barney the Dinosaur 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
STEPH yes u can
2006-07-28 10:08:20 · update #1
my bad i have been doing this incorrectly....see this part?
all who disobey one commandment will suffer the evil devil called THE TICKLING CLOWN!!! (dramatic music)
it's actually "all who disobey the 1st commandment will suffer the evil devil called THE TICKLING CLOWN! (dramatic music)
2006-07-28 10:10:24 · update #2
MANDIE! JESUS IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL! I AM NOT WORTHY TO HIM, BUT YOU ARE JUST MORTALS SO DO NOT PREACH TO ME!
2006-07-28 10:12:46 · update #3
because not funny
2006-07-28 10:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope you realize that you have contradicted yourself? For example, the first commandment states, and I quote, "you should do everthing you want." Now a problem arises when you get to number 7, I quote, "you must not eat chocolate sprinkles." then comes number 12, "you must not kiss osama bin laden." But you stated I should do everything I want. You are confusing me, you are unclear in your rules. Fortunately, the God of the Bible is not confused, I think I will follow Him.
2006-07-28 10:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by tigranvp2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why?.....Because "JESUS Is The Way, The Truth, And The Life, And No Man Cometh Unto The (Heavenly Father- Heaven) Except Through JESUS"!...(John 14: 6), (Acts 4: 12)....Simple As That!.........But, you can believe in what & whom you want to believe in, everybody has a choice!........
2006-07-28 10:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because My Chemical Romance sucks.
2006-07-28 10:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas Andrew 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happens if the commandments contradict each other? I'm not ruling out joining, I'd just like the facts.
2006-07-28 10:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On Wednesday, can I say screw the rules since I can do whatever I want?
I decided I'll only be part of your religion on Wednesdays :)
2006-07-28 10:07:34 · answer #6 · answered by Steph 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Church of Thomas the Tank Engine is better
2006-07-28 10:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get over yourself you starting to look like a real fruit cake and I'm tired of you mocking what i believe,you need some serious alone time to thing about what you want out of your life,we only have so long and you are really wasting your time and ours with your childish rambling.GROW UP THIS IS NOT FUNNY,IT STUPID
2006-07-28 10:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by purpleaura1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you know it is a way to heaven? Christ says that He is the ONLY way to heaven. He allows prostitutes, homosexuals, transexuals, liars...you name it, he loves you. all he wants is for you to love him in return.
2006-07-28 10:10:53 · answer #9 · answered by andi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny the frist few times, now it's become annoying.
2006-07-28 10:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but somehow I doubt you'll be getting a tax-exempt status with this.
2006-07-28 10:38:14 · answer #11 · answered by Jylsamynne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋