Who said, 'sharks really know how to hurt a guy."?
What happened to the shark that bit the oil tanker?
What is a shark's favorite sandwich?
Will give Best Answer to the right answers, or most creative.
2006-07-28 09:54:39 · 2 answers · asked by jfahd 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
William Shakesfear.
The Arabs got MOBILised and SHELLED him .
Hamstring and Calf mussels..or muscles ?
2006-07-28 10:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. he was "all washed up".he wasn't wearing sunscreen. and people at the beach just said "wow! look mommy! a dead shark!" and the mom said " ew, honey don't touch it! get your sand pail and goggles and lets go home".
2.the guy who got bitten by him. you know? the guy with no head...
3. he got a bad taste in his mouth and said "I don't think I'll ever bite another oil tanker".
4. one with a lot of bite. oh wait! I think the real answer is a sub sandwich! get it? SUBMARINE!
2006-07-28 17:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋