Whats DRUNKEST THAT YOU HAD EVER BEEN?

Question

ELLABORATE AND TELL…. STORIES ARE WELCOMED.

Answer 1

- been drunk a zillion times, but this one time, at my friends house near the bar, i ran home to his house from the bar and he came after me. he found me up in the tree, naked.. dont ask me!!

Answer 2

well at my friends wedding where i was the best man, the next morning i was told by every one that me and one of the brides maids were going at it in an elevator in the hotel lobby. Wouldnt have been that bad except it was a glass elevator and every one in the lobby saw us. Funny though cuz no one tried to stop us. We ended up in the room and found all this out from the bride and all the family still there. It still gets brought up at family gatherings of theirs....lol

Oh another time i went drinking with a friend at all these bars and some how we got seperated. Any way i guess i kept drinking with other people and ended up lost wandering the streets. Finnaly i guess i called my frined somehow and left hima message say fool im lost i cant find the car i think im in a donut shop...lol It was the funiest thing i ever heard cuz he kept the message. All i could think about was those people in the donut shop must have been like WTF...lol

Answer 3

I've had 5 greygoose martitinis and I think 6 shots, and vomitted out of a girls car at 65 mph on rt 80. Another time, for some reason I ran face first into a wall, fell straight back, and did an amy crawl to the bathroom to take a leak and vomit (dont remember how that worked out). Broken up with my g/f atleast 20 times and had to make up for whatever it was I said the night before. cant tell you how many times I've told my g/f that I'll be right back, so that I can go hit on the shot girl (shot girl is usually like 5 ft away from us). It's usually just amusing for her to see me try to get a girls number while i'm drunk

Answer 4

It was around my birthday..We had a party at my house...I never drink, so when i do, it doesn't take much..I am 5'1 and pretty small, so I can drink like 3 beers and be drunk.. lol.. this day I drank a HUGE cup of vodka and cool-aid(* i have NO idea why I ALWAYS want to drink fruit with liquor.. I always know better, but it tastes yummy..*DOH*!)..anyway...and about 4 beers, two wine coolers, and a couple of shooters.lol... so I went outside and was talking to my friend Mike while sitting in the driveway... I remember wanting to get up and go inside, but i couldn't lol... so I said. "hey Mike, I can't feel my legs"..lol and so He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder and was going to carry me in the house.. and when he did I freaked out and said PUT ME DOWN.. because being 5'1.. Im so scared of heights that I wouldn't even GROW.. *sniquer*.. so.. he put me down and we went in the house and I got picked on..lol....

Later my husband was watching tv...and I was standing in his way, so he said.. "hey move out of the way, your daddy wasn't a glassmaker!" and so I said.. Oh yeah?! My daddy made donuts and donuts have HOLES!" .. not realizing what I had said. lol..

so.. I try not to drink often because I am goofy enough when I'm sober. haha..


OH and the last time I got drunk, I was at a strip club and paid this girl like SO much money because she could make her booty clap. That was the ****.

ok that's enough confession for today.

Answer 5

When I was living in South Carolina, a bunch of us used to sit outside and drink. During the summer. And one day I quess I decided to get trashed, and so I drank........I don't know how much but alot of Vadka and beer (not mixed). At one point (or so I am told) I fell going UP the curb, and I was bleeding. Of course. And I just happen to be anemic and a bleeder (hemophalic.....but not full scale). I woke up the next morning, blood was everywhere. And the only reason I didn't bleed to death was because of the way I passed out in my bed with the blankets that help clot the cut . I ended up having to go to the hopital because I got a serious infection and they put me on pain killers (which was a plus).

Another story:
I had taken two Zyanex, two Ambiens, and two beers (it was my version of George Thorogood's 'one Bourbon, one Scotch, one Beer'). So I don't remember........any actually. Save the next day waking up, probably in the same position from when I fell asleep. But I was told that, I had gotten in the car with my friend (who was just as ****** up as I was). We went driving around. I talked the whole time to another friend (we will call her A) that lived in a different state, telling her about how I ****** another friend(B) of ours in A's bed. I somehow ended up home. Got myself ready for bed, like with PJs in all, I even locked my door, turned out all the lights.......still to this day I don't everything that happened that night. And I remember people I used to hang out with would snigger whenever that night was brought up.

Answer 6

new years day oh man what a day! :) i even decided to make it the last...ALL of my family gathered at my house to celebrate...


it was really boring watching all the little kids running in and out
of the house, so grabbed some wine. i started playing videogames (classic mario bros.) with my cousin (25)...


after a while of drinking i couldnt even play and i got a sudden urge to dance so i grabbed a big boom box and started dancing in the backyard yelling at everyone even my grandma to dance...


then i went to the front yard and started streaking like old school the movie (it was awesome) i lost my shirt only thought and ended up in the curb crying about some random stuff...




then i woke up the next morning with dry throw up on my face in my room (pretty gross huh) then i went to work with the worst hang over :) hahaha sorry it was looong.

Answer 7

I think it was when I drank a half bottle of VO when my parents were gone. I was throwing up all over the place, my sister tells me, but the only thing I remember is the headache in the morning and my parents making me go visit some crazy relative.
It was awful!!!

Answer 8

Ive never been drunk.. none the less ever drank before, saying as though Im underage. I dont plan on drinking beer, maybe a daquiri or martini here and there. I think drinkings wrong.. if you over do it.

x Shopaholiic

Answer 9

I wouldn't even know where to start with this one LOL. I'll just start with the last time I got terribly drunk. It was about 5 months ago and I was on a date with a friend. He went out of his way to see me that night. I spent all night passed out on the bathroom floor. Puke all over the bathroom and on me. I woke up thinking wtf have I done. I really liked this guy we should have been having fun but I was too busy getting sick in the bathroom. I never felt so embarrased in my whole life.

Answer 10

Way, way back when I was young and foolish, I went bowling and got caught in a bunch of "beer frames". Let's just say I had to wear the alley's rented bowling shoes to school the next day.

Answer 11

What a great story Shopaholic :)

I got so drunk one time I had to hold a hand over one eye so I could focus enough to drive home. Another time I got so drunk I thought I could do stunts on a bicycle, fell dead on my face and splattt broke my nose.