who will obey this religion?
It is called...Barney the Purple Dinosaur Religion...
Here are my 15 commandments:
1.you should do everything you want to.
* 2.you should not fart my name in vain.
* 3.eat every booger u see.
* 4.the best band is my chemical romance.
5.you must honor your kids.
6.you must honor wednesday
* 7.you must not eat chocolate sprinkles.
8.you must not make contact with my tail.
9.you must visit michael jackson.
* 10.tom cruise is the first man created.
11.i love to dance in my underwear.
12.you must not kiss osama bin laden.
* 13.Leo is our friend (angel)
* 14.the best team is the texans.
* 15.purple is a sacred color.
all who disobey one commandment will suffer the evil devil called THE TICKLING CLOWN!!! (dramatic music)
(*) means you must do it everyday, but on wednesday you have to follow ALL OF THE RULES.
2006-07-28 09:38:25 · 19 answers · asked by Barney the Dinosaur 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
when you die and you were a follower of this religion, you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT IN HEAVEN! i mean anything! whatever it is u like, u get it becuz you deserve it! PRAISE BARNEY!
2006-07-28 09:47:43 · update #1
HEY WISE GUY, the only religion i like is the BARNEY THE DINOSAUR RELIGION! im here to convert people to this religion!
2006-07-28 09:48:56 · update #2
Where's the REWARD???
You know that people are going to want to be promised some kind of reward for following your religion. You don't have to actually give the reward out, you only need to promise it. The more outrageous, the better.
2006-07-28 09:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by Witchy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a question for you.
If you hate religion, why do you hang around the religion and spirituality answer site?
Is it that you feel superior because you imagine you're smarter than everybody here?
When you're standing before the creator of everything, he's going to remind you that you hung out here and you knew there would be a judgment coming. Do you really want to be "without excuse".
Why don't you go do something you enjoy?
Don't you have a life?
We're here because we're discussing the issues of life. We take these things seriously because, unlike you, we've used the minds the Lord gave us and have concluded that there is a God and we're trying to find out what His Word means so we can do what He says.
2006-07-28 16:43:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AT LAST !!!!
A set of rules i can equate with
Except perhaps
rules 2--3--4--
7 ( i love chocolate sprinkles!)
9 --- 10 are a bit iffy
and 15 -- oh dear me no!! i like BLUE
I will be away Wednesday
But i will try to be Devout on other days .
;0)
2006-07-28 16:50:11 · answer #3 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you consider yourself to be a good person? Most people do. Of all the questions you will ask yourself in life, probably the most important is, Am I good enough to go to Heaven? Let's see if you are good enough...Have you ever lied (even once--fibs, white lies, etc.)? Ever stolen (anything--the value is irrelevant)? Jesus said, "Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her, has committed adultery already with her in his heart." Have you ever looked with lust? If you have said "Yes" to these three questions, by your own admission, you are a lying, thieving, adulterer at heart; and we've only looked at three of the Ten Commandments. That's how God sees you. Nothing is hid from His holy eyes. He will even judge our words and thoughts. Perhaps you think that God is good, and will therefore overlook your sins. But it is His goodness that will make sure that murderers, rapists, thieves, liars, etc. receive justice. Will you be innocent or guilty on the Day of Judgment? Listen to your conscience. There is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end it leads to death. If you die in your sins there is no second chance. God's Law demands justice, and the penalty for sinning against Him is death and Hell. God will give you justice, and you will end up in Hell forever.
2006-07-28 16:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by antit104 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could it be "oh enlightened one," that rule one presents a conflict in regards to the other remaining 14 rules?
oh and to the answerer: anti tit 104:..didn't you steal all of these words from Kirk Cameron's The Way of the Master???? LOL Isn't it a good idea to pursue your own logic instead of someone else's and to seek out your own answers. This person here is just creating a dialogue and that's perfectly fine with me.
2006-07-28 16:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by tharedhead ((debajo del ombú)) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The word of god said don't add and dint take away from his word . Stop focusing on religion that is not what will take you to heaven is how you live and what you do with your life you need to focus more on finding out who Jesus is instead of trying to play god so your rules, and your life style may be OK its not. God is god and he would not change I will prayer that god will grant you wisdom and knowledge that you can under stand who he is
2006-07-28 16:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by adb6311 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O man, this is such a funny religion. I will simply just laugh at it.
2006-07-28 16:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this question should be deleted. It's pointless. Go play else where kiddo.
2006-07-28 18:53:06 · answer #8 · answered by Staccato 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barney's so big and fat, he can beat christ any time of day
2006-07-28 16:43:14 · answer #9 · answered by zatte 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hate you... you hate me.... let's tie barney to a tree....
2006-07-28 16:49:58 · answer #10 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋