I read it recently (possibly here). It was something like - A study concluded that there are high amounts of estrogen in beer. In the experiment, a group of males drank.. a certain amount of beer. In the end they all became (insert stereotypical female characteristics...ie irrational, loud, argumentative..) I cant find the exact wording anywhere.
If you have other funny jokes those are acceptable as well. :)
2006-07-28 09:33:39 · 5 answers · asked by L H 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A prominent university did a study on the effects of alcohol on men. Their conclusion was that beer contains female hormones. After a twelve pack, men talked without making any sense, became overly emotional, and lost the ability to drive.
No further tests are planned.
2006-07-28 10:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read 1 that was funny. Here is 1 i read, It was by Tia. i hope im not plagerizim, so pleeze dont choose me as best answer cuz i would get credit for her work. way t' go, Tia!
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NTSB Funny?
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, S&!T!" Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Arkansas, Alabama and Texas were different. There, 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this."
2006-07-28 16:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by Moonlight Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day when the man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
So he got a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured her bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife; who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a$$ grill for one little weenie ?"
2006-07-28 17:03:01 · answer #3 · answered by redsoxfan11x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a joke i thought it was a math problem the answers 2.2Pt's for me.and your reported using those big words like that who do you think you r
2006-07-28 16:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no
2006-07-28 16:36:52 · answer #5 · answered by jackskeleton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋