When Scientologists sneeze.....?

Question

Do they say "Hubbard bless you"?

djslinky77
how right you are...we ARE a bunch of idiots but, we're having fun! You should try it some time.

Answer 1

No they would charge you for auditing out what caused you to sneeze in the first place - i'm betting its because you drowned in a lake 600 years ago, or maybe the airlock you went out of as an alien several trillion years ago...

Remember Clears don't get ill...

Answer 2

Hilarious! Maybe you should cut back on the meds. Scientology does not believe we evolved from monkeys. Or that Man is an animal. Where did you get this idea from? Here’s a factual description of this religion for you (From an actual Scientologist) which may help to sort you out (but probably not): Scientology is an applied religious philosophy. By “applied” is meant that it is for use in life and living. You actually use it in your day to day life to change and improve existing conditions. It is a practical religion. All religions if you study them have a basic philosophy, but they also have certain dogma, rituals and observances and a certain faith or belief is required. There is nothing wrong with this , but Scientology is not that kind of religion. It acknowledges the principle of God or the Supreme Being but does not try to define or describe this principle, leaving it up to the individual. It is also not a messianic religion. This means there is no worship of prophets or messiahs. It is not belief or faith based. In Scientology a truth is true for you according to your own observation and experience . The dictionary definition that applies: Religion: The spiritual or emotional attitude of one who recognises the existence of superhuman power or powers. The most basic principle of Scientology is that YOU are your own immortal soul, that this is not a thing you have but what YOU actually are. Scientology believes or considers that Man is basically good. This is different from many religions that promote that he his natively evil or bad unless “made” good. The whole purpose of Scientology knowledge application and procedure is to increase an individual’s understanding and awareness of himself and to rehabilitate his native abilities and potential. When you do this there sphere and zones of his positive influence increases and moves outward into his life , his family and friends, his groups and Mankind of which he is part . How this result is achieved is the “technology” of Scientology, which was developed by L Ron Hubbard from discoveries he made after extensive research into the field of the mind and the human spirit. Some of this knowledge was already existing in the ancient texts like the Veda or Vedic Hymns going back 10,000 years. New and additional discoveries were made about the nature of the human spirit and fully recorded and codified . Hubbard published 18 basic books from 1950 to 1953 to fully communicate these basic [rinciples and the path of his research. He completed all his research before his death in 1986 and left all his materials and copyrights to the Church of Scientology’s Religious Technology Centre along with most of his personal estate when he died. The Church of Scientology is currently established iand operating internationally in over 160 countries world wide. However it is still a new religion, less than 55 years old. The true story of Scientology as a religion goes like this: 1. A philosopher developes a philosophy about life and death. 2. People find it interesting. 3. People find it works. 4. People pass it along to others. 5. It grows. This is just an overview. L.Ron Hubbard explained fully the theology and technologies of Scientology in more than 500,000 pages of writings, including dozens of books and over 3,000 tape recorded public lectures.

Answer 3

Yeah, but having fun a someone else's expense?
There are tons of better ways to have fun other than just joking about and degrading other people ..... you might want to try some of these some time.
Or maybe this is really the only way you actually know.
Bit of a sad substitute........ you have my sympathies.

Answer 4

Maybe they just say "excuse me".

Origin. Ancient man believed that his breath was also his soul or "essence of life." When God made man, he "breathed into his nostrils the breath of life." A rapid departure of that breath--a sneeze--is the same as expelling life from one's body. Also, it leaves a vacuum in the head which evil spirits can enter. Roman citizens feared sneezing when a plague hit their city during the reign of Pope Gregory the Great. Since they regarded the sneeze as a sure sign of approaching sickness, Pope Gregory in situated the use of the phrase "God bless you" to shield sneezers from any ill effects.

Answer 5

"Ron bless you. And don't forget to pick up a copy of 'Battlefield: Earth' while you're at it."

Answer 6

Yes, and it costs you $20

Answer 7

That is considered a," blown theory" but the only one they have ever been able to prove.

Answer 8

42.

Answer 9

i love this!!!! and na bless you is probably enough it's usually a quick responce

Answer 10

What a bunch of idiots.