What's the best ways to hurt god's feelings? Can anyone give me some pointers?

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I'd really like to make him cry like a 3 year old girl. Should I poke him with a stick?

Answer 1

Stick your tongue out at him.
Blow raspberries.
Thumb your nose.
Say meanthings about his mom.
Give him a 'wedgie'.
Give him the dreaded 'rear admiral'.
Invite everyone else but him to your cool parties.
Snub him when he asks you out.
Don't sit at his table.
Call him a 'weenie'.
Stick a 'kick me' sign on his back.
Choose him last for the baseball team.

Answer 2

I think if you poked Him with a stick He'd probably stick it up your #ss along with every piece of Sh#t thing like that you have ever said before to irritate your bowls for eternity. Just wandering the Earth farting and Sh#tting yourself everywhere you go, bleeding from the hemmoroidal explosions every time you squeeze a cheek to let one blow! Yep.

Answer 3

You need to stop. You have no idea of the hurt you are causing on yourself with statements, thoughts, and feelings like you have. I will pray for your deliverance and that God will forgive you. Honestly, the way to hurt God is to do what you just did ... and what you are apparently trying to do ... keep sinning against him. But, hey you only hurt yourself in the end.

Answer 4

thank you for exposing the ridiculousness of questions about "hurting god's feelings"! It's not even that I don't believe in God--I do. But not in one that is devastated when people say bad words or sleep in on sunday morning. Not one that is devastated by anything we do, for that matter. We're only hurting ourselves when we act like idiots, end of story. So, in answer to your question, umm. . . can't think of anything. Peace on!

Answer 5

Dear stoning,

The Bible says when you die you will stand before God on Judgement day, all of your sins will be before God and even the secret sins will be brought to Justice. the Ten Commandments will be God's standard, so let's look at a few to see how you will do on judgement day.

Have you ever lied (even once--fibs, white lies, etc.)? Ever stolen (anything--the value is irrelevant)? Jesus said, "Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her, has committed adultery already with her in his heart." Have you ever looked with lust? If you have said "Yes" to these three questions, by your own admission, you are a lying, thieving, adulterer at heart; and we’ve only looked at three of the Ten Commandments.
What a shock! Nothing you’ve ever done is hid from His holy eyes. Will you be innocent or guilty on the Day of Judgment? Listen to your conscience. You know that you will be guilty. and the most terrible news is that if God judges you according to your sins you could end up in Hell. You see, By rebelling against God you may thnk that your hurting him, but your only making him more angry. the Bible says your gathering for yourself wrath, for the day of wrath. if you stand before God, he promises you will see his Justice and lose your soul forever in Hell. That’s not God’s will. He provided a way for you and I to be forgiven.
He sent His Son to take our punishment: "God commended His love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." He was bruised for our iniquities. Jesus then rose from the dead and defeated death.
Your own so-called “goodness” can’t get you into heaven any more than mine could. Jesus is the only way to Heaven. He is the "Door," the only "mediator." There is salvation in no other name, so pray something like this: "Dear God, I repent of all of my sins (confess them). This day I put my trust in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. Please forgive me and grant me your gift of everlasting life. In Jesus’ name I pray. Amen."

Answer 6

I am afraid that he would not ever notice if you tried to poke him--have you seen him lately? I guess if you go to hell and you are crying out to him in pain he would have to turn his back so not to be sad over you losing out!!!

Answer 7

According to a number of his friends, publishing cartoons in Danish will do the trick.

Answer 8

Sorry my friend you can't hurt His feelings. When you say things like this you are only hurting yourself. But if you want to make Him mad, then just be yourself you seem to be doing a great job. I hope you will stop, but its your fate not mine, I can only advise.

Answer 9

It breaks God's heart that you choose to be under satan's thumb the way you obviously are. God wants you to be happy, not pathetic. Study the Bible and you'll see.

Answer 10

You couldn't hurt God's feelings because you don't worship him. However, his worshippers can make him feel hurt when they do wrong things. Psalm 78:41

Answer 11

Hmm you want to hurt God's feelings? go rape a woman who is happily in love with her husband, go steal from the poor, go kill your parents, ya know the things that hurt others you are doing the same to Him because He loves them.