A husband got himself into trouble by forgetting his wedding anniversary.
His wife coyly advised him, "Tomorrow, there'd better be something in the
driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened
it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for next Saturday at
McCloskey's Funeral Parlor.
2006-07-28 08:45:14 · 8 answers · asked by PC 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha the wife killed her husband because if she stepped on the scale, it would read 200.
2006-07-28 08:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by boricua82991 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The wife will be arraigned the day after!
2006-07-28 08:47:21 · answer #2 · answered by tardis1977 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that
it sounds like something one of my friends told her husband
2006-07-28 09:15:44 · answer #3 · answered by katie b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha fatt people are funny
2006-07-28 09:06:43 · answer #4 · answered by captspankey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats prity good
2006-07-28 08:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by x1yofuzzy1x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
I love it!
2006-08-01 04:42:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha,oh ****
2006-07-28 09:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...
2006-07-28 09:01:06 · answer #8 · answered by hotrod luvin princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋