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I heard this from a guy asking me (well he put a smile on my face with this)
: "Is ur dad a thief?coz he stole the stars in the sky and put it in ur eyes as ur eyes are as bright as a star."
haha.... corny..

2006-07-28 08:29:41 · 12 answers · asked by ko_ko28 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

12 answers

Do you have mirror pants? Because I can sure see myself in them!

Wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?

That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you, I'd be c*mming too.

What a great outift you have on! I think it would look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor!

2006-07-28 08:42:05 · answer #1 · answered by loving father 5 · 2 1

"you are able to come willin or by technique of stress. And juss so ya comprehend, I were given a knife!" SO CORNY! i became like, "Psh! you want more effective than a POCKET KNIFE to delight me! i'm lookin for a katana!" of direction, then he had his way with me after some punches and a stabbing, yet lady, his line became CORNY AS HELL!

2016-10-15 10:14:29 · answer #2 · answered by coombe 4 · 0 0

"Hey, I see you got taco bell, how about we eat a taco together? YOU start on one end and I'll start on the other and we'll meet in the middle if you know what I mean..."

2006-07-28 08:32:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mintygoodness1 4 · 0 0

Are you from tennessee? Cause youre the only ten I see

2006-07-28 08:36:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Are those space pants?

because they make your a** look out of this world!

2006-07-28 10:24:47 · answer #5 · answered by Kutekymmee 6 · 0 0

If I made the alphabet I'd put U and I together!!.... and yes leo73.......... U must be tired!! **smile**

2006-07-28 17:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by Alex P 2 · 0 0

Do you need a doctor? because you must've hurt yourself when you fell from heaven!

2006-07-28 08:44:23 · answer #7 · answered by Dijonmustard24 2 · 0 0

my lastest was general hi how are you. i replied fine he said i see that, now how r u. omg told him to get a life

2006-07-28 08:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by raysmaid1 2 · 0 0

Lamest: "Baby, why don't you come over to my place, and we'll break a few commandments!"

2006-07-28 08:33:07 · answer #9 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 0 0

do u have a band-aid? b/c i just scraped my knee falling for u...lol.

2006-07-28 08:33:07 · answer #10 · answered by penelope 2 · 0 0

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